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@starkwlkr

lover of horror movies, f1 and diego luna enthusiast 🎀✨
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Anonymous asked:

Given that today is National Sidney Crosby Day, also known as his birthday, Olivia would go to his party with my dearest close friend & goaltender Artūrs Silovs. Pictures would be posted, not too much tho bcus Sid is THEE offline king, and everyone in their right mind would see the resemblance between Olivia and marvel actress! reader in her early 20s

Happy national Sidney Crosby day to all who celebrate 😝🫶🏼

I’m imagining ma!reader and olivia having a resemblance like reese witherspoon and her daughter. Like these two are twins to the point where people are asking “did hugh’s genes even try?”

Anonymous asked:

I know the requests are closed but I wanted to tell you this idea before I forget, and in case you decide to open the requests.

Soo.. Hugh and kids get invited for a tv show (let’s make one up, like a celebrity dad and their kids for a day kinda thing) and of course kids expose Hugh and y/n terribly. “Mama and daddy kiss all the time” kinda stuff. Hugh is as red a tomato in national television

Love the series and your writing ❤️

TMI | hugh jackman

You and Hugh were getting the kids ready for the day. A camera crew was following you around. It was a new show that followed celebrities and their kids, a day in the life type of thing. The kids were excited to have cameras around, you could tell by the way Olivia made sure she was seen by the cameras numerous times.

Altering the marc x nancy timeline so baby fleury would be born during flower’s return to pittsburgh so she gets to see her dad play one last game with his team 😝

Anonymous asked:

I think you mentioned in the sole Manager Nancy x Marc-André Fleury piece of fanfiction that Stan (Nancy's son) would inevitably come to the rink with Marc. How would you feel about Marc dragging Stan to the next Pittsburgh Penguins practice because he saw him that he stayed too much inside and had been like "Get dressed, we're going out."

For some reason, I feel the second Stan would step foot on the ice, Evgeni Malkin would yell "STANNLEYY FRANCO" and would ask him if he is already a doctor.

Geno being the loudest mf on the planet when he sees Stan 😭 I can imagine this being during Flower’s return to Pittsburgh.

Anonymous asked:

I can bet that all the Pretty Girl Avenue members' relationships are MORNING DEW by Beyoncé coded

YOU NEED A WOMAN HOLDIN YOU DOWN WHENEVER WHEREVER HOWEVER WHATEVER

Just imagine the edits 😩

Anonymous asked:

regarding the ma!reader universe: I'm kinda new around here and I found out that ma!reader & hugh's oldest son, alex, is gay and he & his partner adopted a girl and I find that refreshing as it shows that queer people can have "normal" lives.

snooping through other posts, i discovered that ma! reader is chilling with Coleman Domingo and I was wondering maybe alex asked him the question of doom and despair which is: 'how did you know you were gay?' and at that time, Coleman was like 'Ouuhh, shiii', but still explained alex that he should tell his family about it because they want what's best for him

Welcome anon to the ma!reader universe!!

Alex would be terrified to come out. He knows his parents love him, but there’s that feeling that they’ll view him differently.

Anonymous asked:

Because ma!reader is friends with matt & trey from south park, she would voice Ms. Carbtree (the bus driver). She'd develop the vocal stim of yelling: Be quiet back there! These roads are SLICKKK!! everytime someone doesn't let her drive in peace.

I LOVE THAT 😭🫶🏼 i can imagine her kids also quoting “WHAT DID YOU SAY?!” whenever they’re around her

And she’s not that great of a driver. She’s had her fair share of accidents in the past. Nothing too drastic just running over curbs, parking tickets, accidentally running a red light in front of cops. The police department know her already (even though she’s a famous actress, they know her too well)

Anonymous asked:

https://www.tumblr.com/starkwlkr/818310494422237184/cardi-b-posting-a-selfie-with-her-manager-nancy?source=share

not only nancy is from the bronx, but she comes from immigrant parents and I'm here to start Latina Nancy Propaganda, because if Nancy & Cardi have Bronx in common, why not a latino background as well?

and if Nancy is together with my goat MAF29, maybe he'd see Nancy talking spanish with her parents on facetime in the kitchen or something. Nancy would tell Marc to come next to her to meet her parents. Marc would be very tense, because he wants to make a good impression and it wouldn't help that Nancy's parents look at him like this: 😐

LET’S KEEP THE LATINA NANCY PROPAGANDA ALIVE!!!

Would it be so selfish of me to make Nancy mexican because I’m mexican? Hmm mexican Nancy is the right way. Listen I know there’s mostly people from the Dominican Republic and Puerto Rico living in New York, but we’re going with Mexico. Also I’m mourning the word cup loss so this is me grieving. (If you’re British, please keep that to yourself cause. I don’t want to talk to British people right now/j)

And what if I said Marc would learn Spanish for her? WHAT THEN?? This man is dedicated to making our girl nancy happy so of course he’s going to learn her native language!!

Anonymous asked:

Before Tanger would buy every single piece of physical media that Agna has ever created, she'd tell him to not buy "signed" stuff off websites because she hates resellers and would mostly likely be a counterfeit. In order for Tanger to have his CDs & whatnot autographed, she'd tell him to bring them whenever she'd be in Pittsburgh to sign them.

Agna would be surprised at how much music she made after leaving Radiohead, because they didn't kick her out, she left.

She personally goes to his house so she can sign some stuff and the whole time Tanger is like this

But not just her own music but like her collab a too!! Agna x Fiona Apple or Elliott Smith

Radiohead!Agna is something I think about often. She would be the one to write street spirit (my fav radiohead song) and that’s one of the only Radiohead songs she performs at her own shows because she loves it so much

Anonymous asked:

Flower would become Nancy's shadow when the pregnancy with Mila-Noelle (I added the "-" so it could match Flower's name) would reach the last month. My close & personal friend Nancy Olson would find herself with Flower watching over her every move like military. At first, it would be nice, but it would get annoying FAST. To get Flower off her back, she'd call Sidney to ask him to drag him, if needed, out of the house for a few hours. It wouldn't stop there, as Flower would give Sidney more grey hairs (not that it's a bad thing 🫣) by telling him how much she loves Nancy, how excited is he for little Mila to be born and how he hopes that Mila being born wouldn't damage his relationship with Stan. The whole time Sid's like "Man I just want to finish my drink and go home..."

Salt and pepper Sidney Crosby 😩

Flower is such a wife guy. He would look at his lockscreen and stare at Nancy’s photo as if he’s away at war but my man is literally 30 mins away at a bar. Nancy LOVES her husband, but mama needs some time to herself.

Anonymous asked:

Because Stan a.k.a Nancy's son's a.k.a the only Franco man without a receding hairline is a med student, maybe he would stay at Marc-André's parents in Quebec because he'd have to go to a conference for med students there and he couldn't find somewhere else nice to stay. Nancy asked Marc if his parents would be okay with hosting Stan for a couple of days and he said they'd love to.

Cue to Marc finding out from his parents that Stan is very very well behaved. When Marc told Nancy about it, she was like "I know he has manners because I raised him. I'd be more surprised if he didn't have them."

If Nancy ever found out that Stan was being disrespectful, she’d quite literally burn down the city. There’s a lot of actors and athletes that get told “they’re written by a woman” but Stan is actually the leader of that. 🫡

Stan is literally the opposite of his father.

Anonymous asked:

I saw some videos online of Flower training w/ the Pens after he retired from hockey and I was like "What if Nancy would show up completely unnanounced at the rink for the love of it?"

Initially, Flower wouldn't notice it because he'd be very focused on doing goaltender stuff and Nancy would enter without anyone noticing her. However, once Sid told him "Isn't that Nancy?", he snapped his head and was like "WHERE?!" and skated straight to her. He was like "Cherie, weren't you supposed to be in *random F1 GP location*?" and Nancy's like "I was supposed to be, but apparently I'm too pregnant to be on a plane and I did what a normal person would: I bought something from duty free and went here, so our daughter could get used to the ice and because I wouldn't let what Stan calls a tough fit got to waste"

Flower would end up "explaining" to his unborn child what is around the hockey rink. He'd be like "So this is a hockey stick and look, here's uncle Geno's water bottle. Let's un-lid the cap so he gets splashed when he'll want to drink some"

After the practice, the team would give them a puck with baby girl Flower's name "first time at the rink (unofficially)" written on it.

baby girl flower’s first word would 100% be something hockey related.

girl dad flower is so strapping on some skates as soon as baby girl learns to walk. that girl is going to grow up in the rink no matter what.

The ultimate wife guy and girl dad!! Also what do we think of baby girl flower being named mila but her middle name is noelle?? at the time of naming her, marc and nancy didn’t realize their baby girl would have the first letter of their names until stan pointed it out like “mila noelle? cute, was it intentional?”

cue flower being so confused. “what do you mean?”

“mila and marc? noelle and nancy?”

Anonymous asked:

I see Claire & Olivia exchanging random facts about life with a hockey player. Claire would ask her if Arty wakes up at 6 in the morning even in off-season to work out or if she's the only one stuck with Mr. Early Penguin (SC87).

Claire would warn Olivia about the dangers of Arty developing superstitions that involve wearing the same item of clothing for 20 years straight (I'm looking at that damn jockstrap), but Olivia would assure Claire that her boyfriend has normal gameday superstitions.

Claire is being haunted by the ancient jockstrap as we speak rn. She’s having nightmares about it. My girl developed PTSD and now she has some okay superstitions like her nail color had to be the same for an entire season.

Arty doesn’t make Olivia wear a specific thing like a lucky bracelet or necklace, but he did find out that Olivia wear the same lipstick brand and color she used on their first date to every game she goes to. He found that out because Olivia game him a pregame kiss and he immediately recognized the color.

Anonymous asked:

What do you think about Mr. Beyoncé (Jay-Z) teaching teenager Reese about writing & producing songs because he wanted to improve his craft on other branches? Even if I don't like Mr. Beyoncé for cheating on Queen B, he's undeniably a great artist and if Queen B forgave him, there's nothing more than we can do.

I do like the idea of a veteran showing teaching him! jay-z is in jail for me right now because everytime i listen to drunk in love, I’m reminded that beyonce wrote it about him 😭

Anonymous asked:

https://www.tumblr.com/starkwlkr/818311311383511040/reese-jackman-helping-write-and-direct-obsession?source=share

wait you be on that NGL!!

reese could have helped write the script after the people whom he wrote plays with kinda threw him under the bus after a play got bad rep because of a scandal marvel! actress reader and/or Hugh were in

he told everyone that he was fine with it, that he felt he was held back anyway

after Obsession made 100+ million $ in revenue, Reese would unblock all of those bastards just for them to see his story in which he reposted that post that announced obsession's milestone with some condescending messages like "very grateful for those who constantly supported me since day 1. more great things to come" cus I mean he would get a generous cut for his contribution

AND WHAT IF I SAID REESE DIRECTS HIS OWN MOVIE AFTER THAT??

and then he gets the kane parsons comments like “there’s no way he directed a movie that young!”

but my man knows his stuff and is very serious when it comes to directing and writing. he knows he’s privileged enough because of his nepotism.

horror director reese jackman is my favorite. why horror? cause WHY NOT!!! EVERYONE GET MORE BLOODY AND SCARED RIGHT NOW!!!