Texts With Peter Parker As Your Bf | Peter Parker x Fem!Stark!Reader
A/N: Made this for funzies for a TikTok and decided to add it to the Avengers Tower series :)

I gotta bone to pick with joes big fat having ass self. I’m pissed he didn’t let Toya pursue her dream of being a lawyer. Imagine what it would’ve been like if the Jackson’s had a family lawyer on their side? Especially since sometimes they’d get into deals that sucked. Him depriving her of doing so ruined so much shit.
Added to the list of reasons to be sick and tired of that man😪 He made their life so much harder than it had to be and now I’m irritated
Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore
Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now
I genuinely thought I was going crazy. Every fic is just sex sex sex like damn, where's the fluff????
I knowwwww. Like it doesnt matter who it is either. It could be michael, jaafar, Marlon, literally ANYONE. And all this community does is write smut. Like there is no fluff or angst and honestly I find it hard to find even like actual stories that aren't just smut too. There is such a lack of fluff and angst not to mention, I honestly feel like with jaafar, that side of the fandom need to CALM DOWN. Like this is a real man u are talking about who has only recently been in the public eye this much and you are making all sorts of media sexualising him to the max. Like tiktok edits where u zoom in on his groin are not sexy thats genuinely weird. Get off the Internet for the love of jesus. NOT EVEN MENTIONING mature Mike, that man was not buying u shit, he was so poor at the end of his life and in debt that he had to get LOANS to keep food on the table for his children like if u wanna write it, write reader paying for stuff for him!