reblog to boop prev

so im hearing @astolat is god??? what's your 10 commendments my liege

My best stab! lol

WHITSANTOS ROOMATES SAVEEE MEEEEEE

look at it in instagram !

They are so sibling coded

just a reminder that it's fuck ICE forever

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

I spent 10 hours on this.

Presenting Alpha-17 being the cool dad older brother by telling stories and instructing the CC Batch (plus Rex and Baby Boba) on how to out-sass any Natborn they may encounter!

fellas is it gay to tenderly hold your lover in your hands while staring into their eyes asking for a friend

[ oc commission for a client on discord ]

My beloved Fred and her husband Uriel!

Death from above!

when will we talk about the willful helplessness epidemic on here. So many people on this god forsaken website demand to have any and all things that exist outside their personal experiences directly, personally pre-chewed and spoonfed to them. And when you do, they'll then ask for you to swallow for them, too, because, you see, in THEIR experience..,

I used to think the phrase "get over yourself" was needlessly cruel and dismissive. Then I got over myself and realized just how frustrating and annoying it is to deal with someone who utterly refuses to engage with anything outside of themselves and their own emotions until they're sufficiently placated and reassured and satisfied.

You really, really need to learn how to set aside your sense of needing to have a role in everything (yes, even if that role is Thing To Be Discarded Or Ignored) and engage with the world as something that exists independantly of you. Your experiences are limited and your interpretation of things is only your own; what may seem obvious or sensible to you is likely unthinkable and baffling to others. What may seem mind-boggling and indigestible to you is very likely something someone else could only dream of being unfamiliar with.

Humble yourself and seek to incorporate others' experiences into your worldview, lest you be doomed to unwittingly enforce the solipsistic belief that your experiences are the only ones that matter with every breath and motion.

Sometimes, things will exist, facts will exist that will not serve you in any way. They will not acknowledge you and will not gratify you with a place in things. This is not a statement on your value or worth or your necessity in life, in fact it is strictly not that; some things just genuinely have nothing to do with you. They say nothing about you, and are unaffected by any truths about you, or any of your experiences. You must make peace with this or else.

Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

I love it

(via meanboysclub)

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

“aww cute!! big doggies in ba-”

*cry-laughing as i hit the reblog button*

I’m going to point out that this sounds like the system working as intended bc if your dog is actually currently in a bag its not going to like, run off and bother other passengers or piss/shit where is not supposed to.

Like, yep. This works. If your dog’s well behaved enough to stay in a bag, THAT’s when it’s allowed on the subway.

That last comment was my EXACT thought.

NGL I think it’s hilarious how angry Europeans (and specifically Italians) get when Italian Americans call themselves Italian. A guy can be 100% ethnically Italian, have an Italian name, speak the language, uphold Italian cultural practices and they’ll argue with him if he calls himself Italian. And it’s kind of the opposite of how Irish people treat Irish Americans. They’re like “JFK was one of us. Obama? Also one of us.”

telling a guy he just isn’t Italian enough despite the fact he firmly identifies as Italian, has grown up in an Italian majorly area, has 4 Italian immigrant grandparents and is named something like Gianfranco Giordani vs. being like “This guy’s great grandfather was from Galway so we’re claiming this as another common Irish W.”

To be fair the Italians also do this to other Italians in Italy, my Nan's from Rome & insists that everyone to the south of the city aren't real Italians & everyone to the north are Tuscans not real Italians

Every other Italian I've ever met has also believed this but specifically about wherever it is they're from

I think that the Italians may just be like that

You know, I think you may be correct. All written history of the Italian peninsula indicates some degree of inter-community haterism is integral to the Italian people.

In the 2000s, phones had quirks and class....

I was so excited for a moment...I thought we were getting phones like this back.

take your kids to work day!!

let’s go to work with mama

I am honestly impressed with the Codywan shippers. Ya'll made this ship up out of nothing - the boys barely spoke to each other other than to discuss military stuff in the first few seasons of TCW- and managed to get the writers to put in a scene of Obi-Wan majestically stopping Cody from being shot with his lightsaber in the final season, got the original writer of the Kenobi show to make a subplot about them, AND now they're touching each other on the anniversary poster when Obi-Wan's canon love interest is standing all by herself on the other side. Somebody at Lucasfilm definitely likes ya.