No dogs on the moon

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Who cares. Let's run away. I don't care anymore

Dont ask me whats up i have done nothing since we last talked 3 years ago

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

*feverishly* fetch me images of the Character. Posthaste.

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".