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๐š๐ฌ๐ค๐ฌ ๐š๐ง๐ ๐Ÿ๐ข๐œ ๐ซ๐ž๐ช๐ฎ๐ž๐ฌ๐ญ๐ฌ ๐š๐ซ๐ž ๐จ๐ฉ๐ž๐ง!

โ‹† เผ˜ ๐Ÿฐหšโ‹†๐ฐ๐ž๐ฅ๐œ๐จ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ฒ ๐ฉ๐ข๐œ๐ง๐ข๐œ!โ‹† เผ˜หš ๐Ÿฅโ‹†

๐ก๐ข! ๐ข'๐ฆ ๐›๐ฅ๐ฎ! (o ^ ใƒฏ ^ )oโ‹†ห™๐Ÿซ โ‹†ห™

//๐ŸŽ ๐š–๐šŠ๐š’๐š— // ๐Ÿท๐Ÿพ+ ๐š•๐š˜๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐š๐šŽ๐šŽ๐š™๐šœ๐š™๐šŠ๐šŒ๐šŽ ๐š‹๐š•๐š˜๐š//

โ‹†โ‚ŠโŠน ๐ญ๐š๐ค๐ž ๐š ๐›๐ข๐ญ๐ž!: ๐š–๐šŠ๐šœ๐š๐šŽ๐š›๐š•๐š’๐šœ๐š โ‚ŠหšโŠนโ‹†

โŠนโ‚Šหš ๐ฉ๐ข๐œ๐ง๐ข๐œ ๐›๐š๐ฌ๐ค๐ž๐ญ๐ฌ: ๐š—๐šŠ๐šŸ๐š’๐š๐šŠ๐š๐š’๐š˜๐š— ๐š๐šŠ๐š๐šœ โ‚ŠโŠน

bad hair day

synopsis: your hair looks like a ratโ€™s nest, so you flake on a date with caleb. or, you try to, rather. he doesnโ€™t let you.

tags: suggestive fluff, non-sexual dominance, intimidation, predator/prey elements, chasing, implied dom/sub dynamics, dom caleb, bratty reader, insecure reader, early relationship, โ€œpipsqueak,โ€ caleb makes you kiss him, reference to the evil store that is spencerโ€™s, reassuring caleb, caleb pep talk, caleb thinks youโ€™re beautiful, you donโ€™t know youโ€™re beautiful
word count: 1.3k
a/n: my celebrity romcom with neurodivergent representation, Ezra King Is Over Party, is out september 3rd! ๐Ÿฌ

if your heart beats any harder, itโ€™s going to fling itself out of your chest. which would be unfortunate, but would also cause enough commotion in the mall to distract the man trailing you through it.

as you turn another corner, a fresh layer of sweat dampens your scalp, the added humidity likely making your current problem even worse.ย 

all you know is, you canโ€™t let him see you like this. if you can just duck into a busy storeโ€ฆif you can get lost in the crowdโ€ฆ

yanking your hood farther down on your head, you force your tired legs to move faster and risk a look over your shoulder. unlike the last time, thereโ€™s no tall, broad, familiar figure chasing after you, ready to corner you at the first opportunity. a small relief, but more importantly, where did he go?ย 

Sylus would 100% agree to roleplay Phantom of the Opera with you, but first as a trap so you have no choice but to listen to his rendition of Music of the Night

.เณƒเฟ” ๐œ—เงŽ.*๐‘…๐‘Ž๐‘‘๐‘–๐‘Ž๐‘›๐‘ก โ€ ๐ต๐‘™๐‘œ๐‘ ๐‘ ๐‘œ๐‘š๐‘  ๐‘ฃฒ.*.เณƒเฟ”

๐‘„๐‘…'๐‘  ๐‘ข๐‘›๐‘‘๐‘’๐‘Ÿ ๐‘ก๐˜ฉ๐‘’ ๐‘๐‘ข๐‘ก!

Announcing the Sylus re-run, the elf ears with the two slutty promise cards, and the 10 days with Caleb a full week away during the most anticipated myth of the year to entice us should only make you wanna barkcott harder. This is how desperate they are, they are literally trying EVERYTHING they can to make you spend before they resort to giving us Valko.

These announcements are literally designed to test you. We are stronger than that.

okay I'm probably not the first one to say all this but still, a compilation of reminders for the next few days:

  • DON'T be discouraged if nothing happens at gamescom. yes there might be a chance, but there are also reasons against it. for one, if they announce valko's return at gamescom there's still time (like 2 weeks) for cdgs and whoever was behind the smear campaign to start throwing shit and escalate all over again. the regulations against smear campaigns will only take into effect on september 1st. keep that in mind. also iirc the first court filings infold made start in september, too. it's okay to get hopes up but don't take them NOT announcing valko as them moving on.
  • promise announcement was to be expected with the current one ending soon. remember also that caleb's first promise was launched in march, months after his debut so this doesn't mean valko won't come back. (also, this will run until october, so there's no need to feel fomo yet)
  • ndz was also to be expected. both netherlord and swf had reruns happening, they're just returning back to their schedule somewhat (though I do agree it does feel desparate lol, but I doubt they think that a rerun, no matter how desired, will bring back lots of money if even a MULTI rerun couldn't.
  • caleb's 10 days with you card won't disappear, it'll stay in the galaxy explorer, so eventually we'll get this one, too

this is probably the most important reminder: DO NOT FALL FOR RUMORS!!! thankfully my timeline consists only of WARNING others about the rumors going around, not falling for it, but still.

the rumor I saw already going around was about the next banner after zayne's birthday being a multi without valko. SAME THING THAT WAS SPREAD DURING CALEB SOLO AND TURNED OUT TO BE FALSE!

there's no evidence, that's ONLY a rumor, but I think people might believe it because the promise, elf ears and apparently caleb's 10 days with you were also "leaked".

these are different things. yes, the aforementioned were leaked, but that's not because of some insider, but because apparently these files were already in the game and just got datamined and leaked (illegal, btw). NOBODY except for infold knows what they'll do.

we literally already went through this at the beginning of august, all those rumors about valko being gone, a 5li multi, his assets being deleted / recycled / what have you were LIES. it's safe to assume this one is, too.

just because people datamined and leaked the promise cards and caleb's 10 days with you does NOT mean that rumors are suddenly true, especially since we already knew that rumors of the same kind turned out to be false.

also I'm just going to leave this here:

๐Ÿบ๐Ÿพ Valko x MC [Love And Deepspace] Your Character Here - YCH #013 B&W style

For Taro @hellbloom

Thank you so much for the support โœจ