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Required Reading

roadkill by forced_conforming (E) - Rosekiller - 10/10 Chapters - 88,598 words - MCD, Graphic Depictions of Violence

bakchai by unleashed (katakosmos) (Not Rated) - Rosekiller - 2/2 Chapters - 37,167 words - Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Moth To A Flame by katakosmos (E) - Rosekiller - 31/31 Chapters - 37,475 words - No Archive Warnings Apply

Terrible Things by katakosmos (E) - Rosekiller - 28/28 Chapters - 182,750 words - Graphic Depictions Of Violence, MCD

everything but a lover by hurricanebunny (E) - Rosekiller - WIP - Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Prince of Demons by hurricanebunny (E) - Rosekiller - WIP - Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Scotty Doesn't Know by knightmossy (E) - Bartylily - WIP - Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

The Sin That Binds Us All by MajorToast (E) - Wolfstar, Rosekiller - WIP - Graphic Depictions Of Violence

everybody sins. everybody burns. by forced_conforming (E) - Rosekiller, Barty/Basically everyone - 1/1 Chapter - 25,381 words - Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Fic Recs (Last Updated 17 August 2026)

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WIPS

Hoist The Colours (E) - Rosekiller - 13/30 Chapters - Currently 102,968 words - Pirate AU - MCD, Graphic Depictions of Violence

The Needle and the Damage Done (E) - Rosekiller - 8/23 Chapters - Currently 77,457 words - Drug Addict AU - MCD

The Masochist To Which I Cater (E) - Bartylily, Rosekiller - 4/? Chapters - Currently 38,551 words - Fame AU - Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

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I've said it before, but genuinely one of the best traditions in baseball is when teams play the Chicago Cubs (whose stadium, Wrigley Field, is really close to a Starbucks) and make their rookies walk over there in full uniform to pick up coffee for the whole team.

It's just so goofy lol

Couldn't watch my baseball team play because I was at work, so I listened to it instead (they won!!), and my friend texted to ask if I saw the 10 second close up on one of the players' ass.

YOU'RE TELLING ME I MISSED THAT??????? GIRLLLLLLLLL

Evan either chokes Barty out or knocks him out when he gets on his nerves

Tell me why I just had to go onto the roof at work because the door to the shed thing that houses out air conditioning unit came off 🫩

I should be allowed to pick a coworker AND a customer to fist fight in the parking lot every shift

How it feels writing HTC and TNATDD

Fun fact: when I was a kid, I didn't know what it meant to be a prima donna, but I knew who Madonna was, so I always heard the phrase as "pre-Madonna" (as in the world before Madonna)

This also led me to believe that there was such a thing as "post-Madonna" (meaning the time after Madonna dies), and that we were currently living in "Madonna."

So yeah, I firmly believed that Madonna was that important that we were using her to measure time/a significant period...

I was boiling water to make pasta and then I got distracted by Evan pissing into Barty's mouth, and by the time I remembered I was boiling water, most of it had evaporated 🫩

When I was a kid, my dad used to burn a new CD for literally every long car ride, and I just found a bunch of them!

There's some GOOD SHIT on these things! Shout-out to my dad for giving me my taste in music lol