GIRLFRIEND ACQUIRED

You are allowed to completely change as a person by the way. You don’t have to stay trapped in the versions other people created of you.

not quite the same, but this reminds me of "how to say goodbye to fern," a piece my mother wrote about the death of her best friend in 2002

Playing badminton

[eng by me]

Not Cute! Sometimes a human will get really engrossed in an activity and forget to eat or drink. This is bad because humans need to drink water throughout the day and also should have three meals per day (and access to snacks). If one of your humans seems to be forgetting to eat or drink, it is very important to remind them to do so.

we are witnessing the gentrification of the term "tumblr sexyman" in real time and it is extremely disappointing. like no, live-action white boy #265 played by ryan gosling isn't a tumblr sexyman. i can't believe i have to say this but if it wouldn't get you shoved into a locker it probably isn't a sexyman

ok everyone time to start laying eggs

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time to start laying eggs, frightening ghoul

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this is how blogging can have a huge impact on the lives of people and ghouls

i am an easy-going, cute, and suffering-oriented person

This is the funniest new thing I’ve learned today about the Swedish/Danish cultural exchange.

The Swedes have these adorable cakes called Prinsesstårta aka Princess Cakes.

When I saw this I thought “Oh! I know those! We have the same thing here in Denmark!”

The same thing? These beauties.

I persent to you, the Kajkage aka Kaj Cake. They’re smaller but pretty much made of the same ingredients and they have fan clubs dedicated to finding the ugliest versions at bakeries. They’re named after the frog Kaj from an old children’s show.

I have a strong suspicion some Dane saw a Prinsesstårta and thought “If I added eyes and a mouth…”

OP you can't just say this and then not show us the really ugly ones

As you wish

Important to consider, now they are both girls

*them!

Fingering the plot hole

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

Does anyone else find it weird how queer representation is encouraged to be subtle and people have "no media literacy" if they don't immediately understand the subtext. But then when it's an AroAce character they need to say "I'm AroAce" or else everyone will pretend they aren't. And even if they do they'll probably still be desperate to pretend they aren't.