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Mythus★Enigma

@enigmaelemental

Kokichi, Caine, Fischl and Furina kinnie ★Caine + Rerir, Flins, Anaxagoras, Reca and Lygus worshipper ★ Lesbian asexual or AroAce i'm so confused help ★ She/Her ★ Call me Enigma or Elemental ! ★ Not an english native but i speak it well !

Pinned

it’s fun to stay at the Y

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smallgirlthing

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yeeeem

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ravnican

*smacks the side of my boom box to get the cd to stop skipping*

THERES NO

It’s fun to stayy at the Y

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UONG MAN
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lordhavemercyyyyy-deactivated20
MOTHMAN
STEAL A MAN OFF THE GROUND I SAID MOTHMAN
Meneaito 👏👏👏

dadadada despacito

ra-ra-Rasputin

WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT!!!

GUYS HELP I THINK MY BOOMBOX IS BROKEN WHAT DO I DO?!?!?

H-O-T-T-O-G-O–

PINK PONY CLUB!!

BUT I WOULD WALK 500 MILES

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE

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-IF I COULD BE SOMETHING WHAT YOU THINK OF ME I COULD DO ABOUT ANYTHING I COULD EVEN LEARN HOW TO-

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER, FOR SO LONG

MAMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ohhohohoooooooooooooo

CRAWLIN THROUGH MY BRAIN CLINGIN TO MY FRONTAL LOBE, ITS

A STRUGGLE JUST TO BREATHE WHEN THAT FEELIN REAPPROACHES

YOU AIN’T NOTHIN BUT NO ROACHES

I KNOW YOU BITCHES KNOW THIS

I GOT YOU BY THE THROAT SIS

GOODNIGHT YEAH BUENAS NOCHES-ES-ES-ES-ES

SWERVING I’M SPEEDING ON SERPENT ROAD

LUXURIOUS LIKE I’M AN S-CLASS

BEST OF THE BEST ON FIRST CLASS

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SHE TOLD MY GIRL WE DANCED TILL THREE

THEN SHE LOOKED AT ME

SHOWED A PICTURE OF A BABY CRYING

HIS EYES WERE LIKE MINE

UPSIDE

INSIDE OUT

SHE’S LIVIN’ LA VIDA LOCA

SHE’LL PUSH AND PULL YOU DOWN

LIVIN’ LA VIDA LOCA

I AM WAITING

I HAVE BEEN WAITING

I WAS BORN WAITING

I WAS BORN WAITING FOR THAT SOMETHING

JUST ONE SOMETHING

Are you still watching? Are you still watching? Are you still watching? Are you still watching? Are you still watching? Are you still watching?

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KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

oh no is this what we’re doing now

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

Made pride wallpapers!

With pride month coming up soon, i felt that this was necessary, especially with the way the world is right now.

Anyways, feel free to use as you like. I will in fact be making more but it might have to wait till tomorrow or friday.

DO NOT REPOST WITHOUT CREDIT REBLOGS APPRECIATED

RIP to the legend

This goose fucking rocks and had a crazy life!

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

  • He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.
  • Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.
  • Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.
  • When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.
  • Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.
  • Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.
  • As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.
  • His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."
  • Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.
  • Before and after his death, Thomas has been celebrated as an icon of the LGBTQ+ community for obvious reasons.

Stop saying…

  • “Psychotic/Schizophrenic” when you mean: unpredictable, unrestrained, unreal, etc.
  • “Bipolar” when you mean: polarized, scattered, fickle, unstable, etc.
  • “Delusional” when you mean: unrealistic, unreasonable, close-minded, stubborn, etc.
  • “[insert “R” slur in relation to intellectual disabilities]” when you mean: unreasonable, ridiculous, scatterbrained, immature, etc.
  • “OCD” when you mean: particular, neat, overbearing, etc.
  • “Narcissistic” when you mean selfish, abusive, manipulative, etc.

Note: I’m NOT saying that these are synonymous. This is also not an exhaustive list.

So um i just read the first part of Les Misérables for a school assignment :

1. Why is Javert, unironically, my favourite character. Like why is it always the morally questionable characters.

2. I'm so pissed because i wont be able to read the whole thing (since it's a book the school is lending to me)

UPDATE!! I'VE READ THE WHOLE THING!

The "favorite-character-will-die-at-some-point" curse is still on for me so yk.

List of fav characters that died and how many times :

Javert (1)

Dottore (at least 3, way more if we count all his deleted segments)

Capitano (1)

Zandar (2, one by Polka, the other being Lygus in Ampho)

Anaxagoras (at least 33 550 336, one for each cycle in the eternal reccurence)

Sir Guy of Gisbourne (the one played by Basil Rathbone) (1)

Hatfield (in some monochrome American Western i watched in my movie club) (1)

Caine (1)

Korekiyo Shinguji (2, being boiled alive and exorcised)

Celestia Ludenberg (1)

Gundham Tanaka (1)

Please save me from this curse istg

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Radish. Answer the question radish.

yeah??? i thought for like. 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the tea-ification process didn’t realize there was an actual reason

You dont have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

[ID: Tags reading “u think i have the patience to boil water wtf ?????” /End ID]

why are you. putting it in the microwave to boil it

Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove

Its takes less than a minute

Bestie is ur stovetop powered by the fucking sun

How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove

Like seven minutes

Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat n it boils in like two minutes… less than that is u use a saucepan…

Crying you’re putting the whole mug on the stove ???? On medium heat???? Ur stove is enchanted

Every single person in this post is a fucking lunatic

@petermorwood this whole thread is just a nightmare!