horny brainrot: bnha

andy's notes: ahhhh i've missed y'all!! getting back into the swing of things (work was hell this week) and hope you like this particular bit of filth while i crack into prompts

content warnings: 18+, nsfw, smut, not free of spoilers just by character names alone lol, pregnancy kink, panty kink, oral fixation, brat taming, oral m!receiving, cnc, throat fucking, scent kink, slightly yandere behavior with feathers, size kink

characters: kirishima eijiro, tenko shimura, shinsou hitoshi, hizashi yamada, aizawa shouta, keigo takami, shouto todoroki

kirishima has the nastiest pregnancy kink, no one can convince me otherwise, so he's delighted when he finds out you have one, too. but when you're trying for a baby, your everyday life becomes horny hell because he insists on treating you like you're already pregnant. when you want to do something around the house, he tells you to "think of the baby," wide grin on his face when you flush and squirm your legs together. shows you maternity clothing ads of all the things he can't wait to buy you, patting your tummy. "you're gonna look so good in this sundress when your bumps start to fill out, honey." it gets so bad that literally the mere swipe of his thumb across your lower belly makes your pussy clench. (you get a positive pregnancy test two weeks later)

╰ 18+ MDNI. its okay if you can’t handle it, hawks will talk you (both) through it!

keigo’s folding you as if he believes your body is malleable.

cock head hammering in and out of your greedy cunt, contorting the gushy walls inside that pretty lil’ womb he calls home, shaft snuggly squeezing throughout each little crevice it can find, stretching you wide open.

every last inch of skin is practically covered in him. dry trails of spit lingering on your clammy flesh, deep plum bruises blooming in the imprints of his teeth, the countless hours of devotion on your body claiming you for the world to see slowly yet surely leaving you deliriously slurring for more, drooling mouth pleading for his cock.

━ 𝙷𝙰𝙽𝙳𝚂𝙾𝙼𝙴 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚆𝙴𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙷𝚈

➛ yandere!shoto todoroki x fem!reader

CHAPTER ONE ━ INTRODUCTIONS

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Summary: This is A Yandere Todoroki x Seme Male Reader Todoroki falls in love with a flirty male who works at a cafe. Todoroki is unaware of the secrets that the male holds. And with those secrets, Todoroki finds himself getting more interested in you. From making sure he gets home without any delays to watching you in your house or wherever you go. Eventually killing off your fuckbuddy list. You are his after all, he isn't going to let anyone take you from him

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

𓂃 . 𐑞 DREAMS COME TRUE︶ ⟢

WELCOME TO THE FARM !

INTRODUCTION. You were desperate for a job— desperate enough to call the uncle you haven’t spoken to in years. Somehow, he lands you a position on his farm. Easy work, right?

Wrong.

The moment you arrive, you realize the entire workforce consists of hybrids… all of whom stare at you like you’re their newest curiosity. And as the only human on the farm, you’re starting to wonder what exactly your uncle hired you for.

Just as you’re settling in, he calls out one last instruction:

“Be gentle when servicing my hybrids!”

You freeze as you watch him disappears. And now every hybrid on the farm looks way too excited.

Congratulations. You have no idea what this job is— but the hybrids definitely do.

( ! ) Multiple Male Characters x Reader , porn with little/no plot , short series (?) , crossover , NSFW , smut , potentially ooc characters , HYBRID/FARM AU , heat cycles

( ‪‪❤︎‬ ) Inspired by Mr. A's Farm

( ✎ ) ENGLISH IS NOT MY FIRST LANGUAGE I apologize in advance for any grammar mistakes I might make in the future fics. And also, please do not be afraid to comment if I misplace or misuse a tag/warning!

( # ) To see more about this series, look at #■■.Farm au !

INTRODUCING our beloved farm hybrids! They’re strong, hardworking, loyal, and—according to your uncle—very eager to meet you. So please, take good care of them, dear. They’ve worked so hard, and they deserve only the best (you). ꉂ(˵˃ ᗜ ˂˵)

COW HYBRIDS

BULL HYBRIDS

DOG HYBRIDS

CAT HYBRIDS

SHEEP HYBRIDS

CHICKEN HYBRIDS

SPECIALS !

( ✎ ) PLEASE NOTE that some of these tags might change and I might add more characters/hybrids if I feel like it! AND EXPECT slow updates and frequent editing in the fics! I’ll be posting each fic in no specific order.

( @ ) The taglist will be made once the first fic is released...

Yandere! Knight who might be a little TOO into musk if you get what I mean...

"Urgh get off of me- You stink!"

"Stop it, I'm trying to get my scent on you."

He's pressing his sweaty body against yours, hair sticking to his forehead as he ruts into you endlessly. His balls slap against your ass, his breath warm and hitting your neck. Yes, he's got you in missionary because he likes looking at your face.

You on the other hand...

"You're smelly! You should've at least showered before coming to meet me!"

He grits his teeth at your bratty attitude, hands tightening on your hips. How could you not understand just how much he can't do that? That would mean getting rid of his scent and not being able to cover you in his smell!

"Damned nobility... Is a peasant's smell not good enough for you?"

The smell of a hardworking man disgusts you so much. He's sure you wouldn't complain if it were another nobleman. Do you know how much that wounds him?

You, his beloved noble. The one he's sworn his life for. The one he lives for.

"I work so hard for you... I came back from a battle and my first instinct is to find you."

He emphasizes his words with a sharp thrust, eyebrows furrowing in pleasure. God, even if you're a spoiled brat you feel so good. Can't get a better body than this, not like he wants to anyway.

"Are you really that spoiled? Should I find some other way to show you my devotion?"

You moan in response, unable to form any words as he continues fucking into you. As much as you hate to admit it, he's the only guy who can make you feel this good. And those muscles, sweaty and pressing against you...

"Hngh... Give me more.."

Your beloved knight laughs at your plea, his hands digging into the fat of your hips. That's definitely gonna leave a bruise tomorrow.

"How greedy," he murmurs, feeling his climax approaching. "So you admit you like me, huh?"

Or his cock at least.

He shakes his head at the thought, a self deprecating smile crawling up his handsome features. Yeah, of course you like his body. The clothes scattered all over the floor of your opulent bedroom.

Never in his life would he have imagined being this devoted to a noble person. They're all spoiled and have little care for the working class. And yet, he finds himself crawling back to you every single time. Sure, you spoil him with riches and presents but given the opportunity he's sure you'd-

No, don't think like that. You assured him you wouldn't betray his trust like that. Would you?

He slows his thrusts for a second, watching you suspiciously. What..? What's he doing?

"Hey don't stop now..."

A whine escapes you as you try begging him to move once more. But he doesn't relent, even smacking your hip as a warning.

"You love me right? You're not cheating?"

He knows he can't fault you if you have to find a nobleman to marry. Hell, even a prince. Nobility belongs with other nobility. And he's but a peasant who managed to get a slightly better life as a knight recruited by your father.

But fuck, what he wouldn't give to continue sullying your silk sheets with his worthless cum. And his cum only.

"Yeah, I love you..."

"You're not being sincere."

He glares at you, his face reminiscent of the one he wears on the battlefield. Are you lying to him? How could you do that? He-

"Stop overthinking... I could never leave you for some other guy. I love you, you know that right?"

Your lips snap him out of his trance, your touch ever so warm and gentle. It calms him, you calm him. Everything about you calms him.

And then you just had to go and kiss him? Fuck. You're everything to him. You.

You, you, you.

"Hah..."

A flush rises to his cheeks, a big smile cracking on his furrowed features. His thrusts resume almost immediately, hitting that squishy spot that makes you see stars. Your back arches into him, eyes rolling to the back of your head.

"I love you, love you, love you, love you..."

He pants into your mouth, his lips finding yours in a messy embrace. Hands wander around your body, grasping and touching like you were a limited edition item. No, you're his. His and his alone.

You smell like him, that's more than enough of a sign, right?

"Don't leave me, don't you dare leave me please."

A soft moan leaks into your mouth, tears brimming in his eyes. The string in your stomach snaps as he continues fucking into you with reckless abandon, as if afraid you'd run away if he stopped.

You can only let out another raspy moan as his cock massages your insides, coaxing yet another orgasm out of you. Has time on the battlefield made him this horny? Or is it time away from you? Probably the latter.

"I won't leave."

Your words drive him over the edge, a broken moan leaving your knight's throat. His hips stutter, eyes half lidded and hands tight on your hips as his cum floods your insides.

Completely spent, he lays atop of you with his cheek pressing against yours. This is bliss, heaven on earth. His eyes flutter shut, his dick still buried in you.

"You know I wouldn't find anyone else right?"

He perks up as you ask him that. What? Of course you wouldn't, you'd never betray your personal knight like that-

"i was just mad cause you need a SHOWER."

A groan escapes him. Again with the showers! How many times does he have to tell you that he's just doing it cause he wants his pheromones on you instead of being washed down the drain? You never seem to-

You deadpan at his response or lack of one.

"Ugh, I'm dumping a bucket of water on you the next time you come see me without showering."

Just opened Tumblr, was immediately fed, thank you <3

MISSION FILE [SYNC_001]ㅤA GENTLEMAN NEVER BEGS!

pilot link designation: morinozuka takashi x male reader

memory fragment: you both know the restraints are cosmetic—he could break protocol at any time. but he let you fasten them anyway. and now, with full system control in your hands, you're going to savor every second of his surrender.

lcl-embedded data: reader is in control until he isn’t, established relationship, handcuffing, power play, dom/sub dynamics, orgasm denial, unprotected sex, copious amount of precum, overstimulation, implied marathon sex, belly bulge, creampie, anal penetration (reader receiving), handjob, anal masturbation, size kink, light degradation, praise, 4.6k words. character has been aged up!

pilot data no. 00: yo this was supposed to be for my neyveez account but it literally got BANNED. i cried for like an hour HELP ME. to whoever sent a request to that account for this fic, here it is. if u guys want to see the ohshc drabble post again (the one where they’re cuddling and it leads to more) lmk!!! anyways all hail my glorious king mori

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Synopsis:

M/N is a renowned Detective, who in the last couple of years raised to fame for his ability to catch multiple criminals of even already cold cases. Even when he looked like a bright hero in front of the citizens, he himself only did what had to be done in a corrupt world, even if his own methods speak against them.

Maybe M/N himself wasn’t that clean himself, there even lingered a few splatters of blood on his hands.

MDNI, what you consume is your own responsibility.

Dead Dove content.

Top Male Reader x Yandere Male Harem

content warnings: yandere, blood, possibly gore, weapons, alcohol, reader smokes, mentions of trafficking, smut, +

Cale Henituse | Kim Rok Soo x Transported! Reader Series

STAND ALONE READS

HEADCANONS & DISCUSSIONS(?)

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w.c › 11k

plot › this Drabble I had, but expanded. And changed the ending for this part.

warnings › for all characters in the group — faceclaim. Bottom male reader. Age gap, reader is four years older than OC. Reader’s last name is Hong. Unreliable narrator. Slow burn, Mingi is the main romance but you do dabble with the other members.

kinks › body worship, cross dressing, size difference

Words to know › maknae (막내) — youngest. Hyung (형) — a term a younger male with call an older male. Dongsaeng (동생) — little brother/sister, doesn’t have to be a biological sibling/can be a friend. Aegyo(애교) — a way of acting cute in Korea culture.

android x reader | 35.6k | 18+ & dc

In this world, androids outnumber humans, privacy does not exist, and your public profile determines whether you sink or swim in society. Following the dissolution of your job and glamorizing your resume, you're invited to interview with the prestigious Hyperion—the world's foremost in AI and robotics—for a position to test the newest android model. after a surprising turn of events, you're introduced to Elio, the first of the generation seven androids and the catalyst of your awakening.

warnings; dark content, dubcon, themes of lack of bodily autonomy (mc + the android), forced insemination, breeding kink, forced pregnancy (not mc), implied abortion (not mc), major "mother wound", dystopian scifi setting, extreme classism, power imbalance, emotional manipulation, gaslighting, tragedy, graphic details, graphic depictions of body horror (towards the end), physical assault, deragatory descriptions (e.g. lepers, diseased, savages, unwanteds), drug use, heavy world building, heavy details & prose, dividers used between scenes!!

reposted from 2kmps; previously proofread by @ceruleansol

this story took six months from conception to end piece to complete. I am on my knees begging, please reblog + interact with this story!! I'd absolutely adore hearing your thoughts on it!

if you'd like to hear my thoughts about the story, I have some author's notes at the very end + q&a!

Researcher Kim knew you were a liar.

Within the confines of four colorless walls and a closed door, this job interview suddenly felt more like an interrogation than it did some professional courtesy. He sat adjacent to you behind a dark brown desk that pulled the slightest red hue in a chair that was expensive and ergonomic, holding a thin tablet with a tense grasp.

One thing you noticed right away was his inclination toward long stretches of silence while he studied your resume, dissecting every piece of it and your public profile. There, he could window-shop you, peel back every layer of your history without needing you to add credence to anything, or give you the chance to defend yourself when he'd inevitably find things he didn't like.

So, you spent your time sitting in a sleek chair with flat padding, ass aching, legs and feet consumed by pinpricks and static while you dug a nail into your cuticles because the pain kept you alert.

Researcher Kim was an attractive man in his late thirties, maybe mid forties if you were being mean, clean-shaven, dressed comfortably beneath a stark white lab coat that didn't quite fit his shoulders right. What drew your eyes down were his own clean nails, hairless knuckles, and a conspicuously bare ring finger. It didn't surprise you that he was unmarried. Most people these days were—it was a useless pursuit, an antiquated system that held no social or economic benefits.

Not anymore.

Not since Hyperion Project was funded some sixty years ago, and androids became the forefront of innovation.

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INAMORATA . *࿐ SUNDAY, MOZE NSFW

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Tinny music crackles in your earphones that knot haphazardly at your chest, almost in sync with the subdued spark from your lighter. The song isn’t particularly good (neither is the weather: a drizzle that always seems to drip from a perpetually ultramarine sky), but any shitty song would do to liven up the ambience of the smoking area in this particularly bleak corner of the campus. 

It’s blue, you note boredly. The smoke, that is, mingling with the vapour wisps of condensed breathing. There’s a certain meaning to be found in standing outside in subzero temperatures, finding peak entertainment in the clouds produced from your mouth as if you were some child. You just haven’t quite found it. Meaning, that is. 

You’re sure there’s one or two bad songs about it, if you scroll through the playlist enough. 

Inhale. Bitter menthol washes over your tongue–you’ve long gotten used to the flavour. Of course, the glaringly red car that slows down on the road in front of you also helps in forgetting to appreciate any new notes of the stick between your lips, but you digress. 

#BLOODLINE! s. ryōmen + c. kamo

wc. 7.8k

warnings. fem! reader, thrēesomes, vampires! sukuna + choso, pwp, amateur's take on vampires, unprotected, cowgirl dp, manhandling, spīt-roasting, biting, dumbification, size kinks, fighting over you, brēeding kink, mentions of bloōd, implied marathons, fīngering, squīrting, pussydrunk men, cunnīlingus, hair pulling, choking, mistress kink, petnames.

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this was crazy - no, this was insane.

not everyday do you have a century plus old vampire between your legs — a vampire who you were actually supposed to exterminate for a pricey reward that was held over his head. both heads. but oh, you were so screwed. not even three days in of getting your official vampire hunter license and you already failed.

rule number one stupid girl: never fuck the vampire. rule number two: never fuck the vampires, plural.

Pairing: You, Xavier, Sylus, Rafayel, and Zayne

Tags: Crack fic, ass eating (mention), the boys are done with you

Words:

Im shitting tears, this made my fucking day.