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I was totally kicking my feet and giggling whilst drawing this

[papamin au 🐅] the best resting spot 😴

Since people liked that weird drabble so much I decided to do second part (and I was asked to, because you guys wanted to know what'll happen next lmao)

First part is here, and I recommend reading this for context (and you'll need it, because this could have no sense)

“Levi- there's no way–”

“Why no way?! Can't you see?! Oh no I think I'm giving birth!”

“Levi, can you please shut it?” Lucifer sighed with a hand on his eyes. Like not wanting to look at his brother's embarrassment.

“MC! Look! Our baby! He has your eyes!” He pulled out an aquarium, showing you fish. Then he turned it around to look at it. “No, wait. I think he has my eyes…”

Henry swirled in place slowly, without moving much on his own. The room was silent, and no one wanted to even maintain eye contact.

“You know… I think I'll go to my room. I left the cat inside.” Satan said, walking backwards slowly.

“A cat? I told you that you can't keep them in the house. Show me.” Lucifer started following Satan, disappearing.

“I'm going to sleep…” Belphie murmured, pulling Beel with him, to eat when he naps.

“Oh my look at the hour!” Asmo said dramatically, looking at the non-existent watch on his wrist. “I'll be late, so I'll be going!” He finished before sprinting to his room, turning his head to see if you're looking at him.

It was you, Levi and Mammon left. Oh, and Henry. Who's supposed to… be your baby…

“MC –” Levi started and lifted the aquarium up, but his older brother stopped him by talking to himself.

“What the hell is going on here? How can you be father and Levi Mother? THAT'S A FREAKIN' FISH!”

“AND I'M MORE LIKE OP WATER DEMON! WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR BABY BEING A FISH?!!!!”

“...”

“...”

“... I'm outta here…”

When Mammon walked out, you looked at Levi, but before he could say something you turned around. “I'm going to my room.”

He didn't say anything more. He just looked at you with both sad and victorious eyes.

You turned around once, opened your mouth, raising one finger with something to say. But in the end you sighed, and continued walking with a grimace on your face.

That was weird…

But Leviathan was the winner here. No one is arguing anymore!

(So what if his pride is below the floor)

willing to bet money that “no, go back” is the least-pressed button in the history of the internet

save me lifeguard gojo

on twt he has a bulge btw /cuckuna

i have a suggestion

alpha nanami finds reader in heat

nanami walks into the apartment after a very long day at the office, finding you splatted across the ikea couch. there is a bag of cheeto puffs beside you, the contents strewn around because you ripped into it like a feral animal.

"heh...there's my kittehn..." he grins, his sweetgreen capitalist slopbowl salad still stuck between his teefs.

"nto..." you whimper mouseily "i made a cheesy mess..."

"that's okay my messy cheesey thing..." nanami croons, licking his big plush lips as he jumps into the air and clicks his heels together in excitement and arousal.

"gives me an excuse to teach you a little lesson." nanami takes off his big cat print of a tie, whipping you with it like you are a lion being tamed at a zoo. he pulls out the infamous metal folding chair, at which point gojo yells "GIVE HER THE CHAIR" and teleports away. you hiss and froth at the mouth, your foamy foam drippin onto the cheese puff covered carpet, creating a slippery cheese residue that stinks like bounce.

"NO CHEESY POOFS WHEN YOU"RE HAVING YOUR HEAT OMEGA KITTEHN!!" nanami shouts quietly.

you snarl and writhe around in the smelly cheese sauce, your dry omega crack becomign wet with omega slick and artificial cheese slime

nanami's nostrils flare most dastardly. he has caught your scent...

to be continued....?

*wifes ur husband*

Fucking Higuruma before marrying Nanami ☆

“I’m so happy for the two of you. Truly.” Higuruma’s eyes are lidded with lust as he laps at your pussy, arms hooked around your spread thighs. He’s prone on the pressed sheets of the hotel bed, grinding down into the mattress as he tastes you. “You’re a beautiful couple. Especially from this angle.”

You can’t help but shy away from his praise. Hiromi has seen you from between the plush of your thighs many times before, but he’s so adoring in his gaze that it almost feels wrong. You turn, hide your face in the big arm of your fiancé, who is sat behind you; your bare back to his clothed chest. 

“Come on, hon,” Nanami tsks. “Use your manners. Tell Hiromi thank you.”

“Thank you,” you breathe out shakily. You aren’t sure if your cheeks or cunt is more heated with need. “Thank you, Hiromi.”

This isn’t the first time that Kento has let Hiromi fuck you while he watched — you’ve been doing this for years now, meeting in the late evening to be passed between them like a borrowed book — but it will be the last. 

Tomorrow, you’ll be Mrs. Nanami, and in the name of settling down, you and your husband-to-be have decided that your weekly trysts with his best friend are better left in the past. A fond memory to look back on from before you were married, when you were young and wild and did crazy things like fuck other people. 

But you’re about to make a vow of complete devotion to each other, so one last time for nostalgia’s sake it will be.

Higuruma focuses on your pussy again, and lets out a long, breathless moan as he drags his flattened tongue from your hole to your clit. He collects the copious amount of arousal that drools out of you, uses it to help his tongue glide over your clit in the firm up-and-down motion you didn’t know you loved until he started doing. 

He’s always been a messier eater than Nanami. When you were in college, and this was just a sneaky experiment between friends, they used to fight over who could make you cum quicker with their tongue. It was their version of a sex bet; when the guys in frats would compete with body count, they would compete with your body. Whoever got you to the edge in better time got you under the desk when they were studying next. Being respective law and business majors meant they had many study hours to fight for. 

Hiromi almost always won. Not for Kento’s lack of skill — you’re marrying him after all — but because Hiromi had a certain penchant to using his tongue that your boyfriend could never quite replicate. He could pull you apart at the seams in no time, and his skills have only gotten better with time and age. 

The tip of his nose bumps your clit as he dips back down to your hole, pushing the tip of his tongue inside and looking up to meet your eyes. His lips tighten, white teeth flash in a smile as he ogles the state you’re in. 

“Isn’t she beautiful?” Nanami’s chest rumbles as he speaks, sending vibrations into your back. His low tenor has your hips grinding up, swiping your clit against the ridge of Hiromi’s nose. “She’ll look so perfect in white tomorrow.”

Hiromi hums in agreement, not wasting his words on what you already know he agrees with. He’ll be right there at Nanami’s side — his best man — watching him marry the woman he fucked to tears the night before. There’s a grin pulling at his busy lips. 

Your fiancé kisses your neck, holding your waist with his hot hands. It’s always turned him on to have you against him, wholly naked, as his clothes stay on. It’s a dynamic thing, maybe. Or he just likes your body.

Best of both worlds. You can feel the ridge of his hard cock through the comfy sweats he wears; a casual choice for such a highly-strung man. It throbs against your back, twitching each time his best friend pulls a decent moan from your throat. He’s never been jealous with Hiromi — just… horny.

Especially when he gets you all worked up like this. You writhe against him, whining when he reaches around to tweak your nipples between his fingers. You’re so close to coming that Nanami can practically feel you vibrating, unable to keep still with all of that pleasure coursing through your veins. It’s a nice reprieve from the stress of wedding planning.

When you reach your peak, you cum with a beautiful cry that Hiromi is going to miss very sorely once this arrangement of yours is over. He tries to hide the way he humps the mattress, a few strokes away from cumming in his briefs at just the taste of you, but he knows that at least Nanami catches on. 

He can’t be blamed. You’re such an experience. 

i'm high rn so i can't be held responsible...blame @yung-notorious for this...fjkefhdbvshfbdvhksbdfvhsbdf

the concept of nanami moonlighting as an underground boxer while in his salaryman position (and maybe even when he returned to sorcery) is very hot to me 🤤

“is this how we treat public defenders now?”

“you’re a shining example of why i didnt pick law school.”

Spider Levi… 🩷 I just watched brand new day lol

I’m really proud of his expression and blood tbh…

SPIDERLEVI SPIDERLEVI SPIDERLEVI SPIDERLEVI SPIDERLEVI SPIDERLEVI