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Hate it when people dislike me nonchalantly like bitch if you hate me just punch me in the face or something don’t just ghost me or talk shit behind my back

I don’t know if tumblr is ready for this…

Behold

The edit that @digitalcarboard made of yours truly

Aren’t I beautiful

Part two

Shane texting Ilya in the middle of the locker room, “if I don’t have you in me within three minutes of getting home, I will be committing murder.”

#prev -> #ilya reads the text and gives shane a thumbs up from across the room#<- prev #quite literally that is the dynamic #Their faces are both stone straight btw #Shane is staring into the middle distance a little but other than that there's nothing to indicate what's happening in his brain #(He is thinking about the last time they had sex like it's game tape on the TV) #Ilya on the other hand is extremely blasé because this is A Tuesday #They played hockey they did press and now they're going to go home where his husband will climb him like a tree #(It's part of his wind-down routine) (@lavenderprose's tags)

Connor Storrie + his signature wink

Bonus: Art Imitates Life

ilya rozanov reaction gifs [ 4 ]

physical manifestations of health bar?

ilya thrusting into shane with all his might. then shane comes and ilya follows not long after and shane says panting “you’re not lasting as long anymore” and ilya leans on top of his husband, holding him close and says “i don’t know what’s happening to me, i have to concentrate so hard to not come before you, why do you feel so good, huh?” and he kisses shane’s ear “you feel insane the moment i’m inside you, do you know how hard it is to not come at the first thrust?” and shane snorts and then looks at him all smug and says “that’s love, ilya” and ilya snuggles into his husband and says with his voice muffled “no, you’re some kind of wizard who casted some kind of spell on me, and now every time we have sex i get more obsessed” and shane just cackles.

two weeks later shane walks into the kitchen and ilya is staring at him suspiciously

“what”

“nothing.”

“ilya.”

“have you ever practiced witchcraft?”

shane just stares at him. “are you still thinking about this?”

“every time we have sex it gets worse, Shane. this is not natural.”

“you mean better?”

“no. worse for me. you are having wonderful time.”

“maybe you’re just really into me.”

“I have been really into you for fifteen years. I know what that feels like.”

“and?”

“this is different.”

“how?”

ilya gestures vaguely at all of shane. “look at you.”

and unfortunately this is the most romantic thing anyone has ever said to shane so now he’s blushing

ilya points at him immediately. “see. witch.”

old deer coincidental framing concepts

can i interest you in an ilyapie or a shanebug?

lemme blow your mind

season 3, 4 and 5 have exactly the same scene 3 times. and the third one is not what you think.

season 3. el goes to the void. she finds billy. she touches him.

flips through his memories.

falls into the california memory.

finds a source.

season 4. el goes to the void. she finds max. she touches her.

flips through her memories.

finds the california memory.

there is the vinyl player.

el finds a source.

ok what if i tell you. season 5. el goes to the void. she finds mike. she touches him.

flips through his memories.

mike falls into his memory.

there is the vinyl player.

is el flipping through mike's memories hoping to find the source? always mike wheeler at the scene of the crime memory

billy was flayed, max was in a trance, it only makes sense mike was not himself as well.

soliloquy by an immortal cave painter.

pencil, ink, and ochre on paper

sometimes i think about the fact that when stratt finally gets ahold of the video diaries, her hair is of course already graying, her skin looser, eyes wiser but much more exhausted.

just like everyone else around her who knew grace.

carl’s hair is gray, there are bags under his eyes. the agents and the engineers have prominent lines on their faces. the diplomats are balding.

but she watches grace. she hears his laugh that doesn’t have the strain that hers does nowadays.

he is as young as the night, as warm as the sun. just as witty as she remembers.

as brave as the day he ran away.

as soft as the day she killed him.

at least i never have to hear you say, “i told you so.”

even though you were right.

so eva watches. again. and again. and again.