I clocked out, my boss said, 'Don't you know it's raining out there, do you want overtime?' I replied, 'I don't care if a tornado is in the parking lot, I'm going home!' 😅🤣😂
My Boss Handed Me My Paycheck And Said 'I Don't Expect You To Discuss Your Raise' — I Looked At It And Said 'Don't Worry, I'm Just As Ashamed Of It As You Are'