Crazy lady pulls out guns on two children and starts blasting.

The battle for the fate of the world has begun.

Major yap session

The youngest gets dropped off at his first day of work by his parents, they embarrass him to no end.

Responsible adults debate the pros and cons of child sacrifice.

Discussions on the nature of reality so they can determine if the cat girl needs to be murdered.

DreamersRiot Wrote: Discussions on the nature of reality so they can determine if the cat girl needs to be murdered.

Ahem, she is an ailur, and she is as much a cat as you are an ape.

They do exist!

RiaCorvidiva Wrote:

DreamersRiot Wrote: Discussions on the nature of reality so they can determine if the cat girl needs to be murdered.

Ahem, she is an ailur, and she is as much a cat as you are an ape.

My apologies for using slurs in forums

MC is learning that getting drunk and then doing unfamiliar magic is not a good idea.

DreamersRiot Wrote:

RiaCorvidiva Wrote:

DreamersRiot Wrote: Discussions on the nature of reality so they can determine if the cat girl needs to be murdered.

Ahem, she is an ailur, and she is as much a cat as you are an ape.

My apologies for using slurs in forums

... we are apes though.

ponder and ponder and ponder and OH MY GOD BRO JUST SHUT UP!

Current for Royal Road, making enemies of the world to save a friend is a good plan, right?  Right?

Current for the story, is it time to trauma dump?  It's time to trauma dump.

A deadly potion-brewing process, one wrong move, and that's it.

Shadiran jumps from a balcony, bends her femur, straightens it with sheer force, and begins walking barefeet over a bunch of Retriever dogs. Then her brother, who has only one vertebra, comes out from amidst the dogs and they begin walking side by side.

Basically Random car chase due to an angry horde of robot bees that they disturbed.

A whole grab-bag of the ensemble of protagonists trying to tie up loose ends where they are before they leave for their next major destination.

• Discussing the methods by which a member of a noble family might be transmuted into an inhuman shape long-term or permanently (by request)
• Deciding what they're going to do with the badly-made clay jug of the most vile alchemical substance any of them have ever encountered before
• Preparing to go visit an unnatural undead spirit that is obsessed with cleaning an old bath-house (and making sure the work-crew being sent to survey it and fix it up don't get killed)
• Hoping for some hints on how they might successfully get a literal monster into a civilized city (without being hunted down for doing so)
• Planning to leave before they attract any more attention.

Moving meditation leads to a remembrance of decades of training in the Sublime Art of stick fighting and a recall of interstellar age understanding of electromagnetic conduction leading to a new fighting style of "bonk them with an enchanted metal pole and use your soul as a tazer." And a sparing partner learns not to wear metal armor.

A hungry man throws a big rock at an elk.

Does it count for rewriting/editing a draft?  Because that's what I'm currently doing.

A girl missing a finger is being carried away from a warehouse despite her protests.  Someone tries to stop them, but the moon gives him nasty blisters, for which he is mocked.