What's their beverage of choice?

For mine, it's coffee with a splash of skim milk. Because come on... either have black coffee or enjoy some real cream, you evil piece of work, you.

Chamomeile tea (or I think it was cinnamon), followed by completely warping the fabric of reality to where only an AI can understand it.

Arakun10809 Wrote: Chamomeile tea (or I think it was cinnamon), followed by completely warping the fabric of reality to where only an AI can understand it.

Ooh, I like that, it sounds so mild and safe but it's not!

 

Tea! It can only be Tea!

Aprilmanha Wrote: Tea! It can only be Tea!

Excellent choice, but what sort? Black tea, green tea, matcha, herbal? Do they want it in a paper cup or fine china? Inquiring minds want to know!

Mine would walk in wearing a massive steel armor, sit down carefully, and in a small polite voice ask if they have chocolate milk.

My villain loves it.

Anankista Wrote: Mine would walk in wearing a massive steel armor, sit down carefully, and in a small polite voice ask if they have chocolate milk.

My villain loves it.

WONDERFUL!

If you've ever watched 90's Star Trek, this reminds me a bit of Worf. Nothing like a big bad Klingon ordering a glass of prune juice.

But my MC's biggest antagonist is herself… and guess she'll just go for a double espresso.

Herbal Tea. Although getting it would be kinda hard because every single person in the bar would have died in the process of being mutated into some bizarre mixture of human and plant life.

ayebcee Wrote: But my MC's biggest antagonist is herself… and guess she'll just go for a double espresso.

Ah, my kind of Villain, I know all about that sort.

Double espresso coming right up!

CobaltWolf Wrote: Herbal Tea. Although getting it would be kinda hard because every single person in the bar would have died in the process of being mutated into some bizarre mixture of human and plant life.

Your villain might have to brew the tea themselves then.   Poor thing, must be hard to ever get something good to eat!

either watered-down vodka or schwarzwalder kirschwasser 

A.Valentino Wrote:

CobaltWolf Wrote: Herbal Tea. Although getting it would be kinda hard because every single person in the bar would have died in the process of being mutated into some bizarre mixture of human and plant life.

Your villain might have to brew the tea themselves then.   Poor thing, must be hard to ever get something good to eat!

I mean, it's not really conscious at the moment? Those Bound To Ruin's villain is weird.

Edge of Freedom's villain would order a black coffee.

A.Valentino Wrote:

Aprilmanha Wrote: Tea! It can only be Tea!

Excellent choice, but what sort? Black tea, green tea, matcha, herbal? Do they want it in a paper cup or fine china? Inquiring minds want to know!

Yorkshire Gold with just a drop of milk, in the largest mug available!
My Villain might also have been me.....

Don't know exactly, but if she's able to walk into an empty Starbucks, order, pay, get drink, and walk out in under ten minutes, it isn't fancy enough.

A.Valentino Wrote:

Arakun10809 Wrote: Chamomeile tea (or I think it was cinnamon), followed by completely warping the fabric of reality to where only an AI can understand it.

Ooh, I like that, it sounds so mild and safe but it's not!

A living paradox that rhymes with what is, and is not

A.Valentino Wrote:

Anankista Wrote: Mine would walk in wearing a massive steel armor, sit down carefully, and in a small polite voice ask if they have chocolate milk.

My villain loves it.

WONDERFUL!

If you've ever watched 90's Star Trek, this reminds me a bit of Worf. Nothing like a big bad Klingon ordering a glass of prune juice.

I haven't seen it but I love that reference.

There's something so perfect about that contrast between the terrifying and the mundane. A glass of prune juice. Chocolate milk.

It says more about a character than any monologue could.

Glad it landed the way I intended!

Detritus is going for the coffee grounds, and the contents of the trash.

Che Saguaro would just have water. He's a cactus, after all.

Rahab doesn't drink liquid: stupid fishman biology. 

Iron Mask orders a single espresso shot and a bagel.

Probably white wine. 
Dry. White wine. 

The kind that makes you think, what pompous Ahole would drink this?