I can only applaud the far-sighted action in closing Cardiff's St Mary Street to traffic on the weekend, but why not go that little bit further and provide proper areas to spew in (as the Romans did), and have lines of portable lavatories (the police could keep a stock of
lavatory paper in the back of their vehicles), and for the 'green' element on the spree, bottle banks could be set up?
Naturally Catherine's Nan had the last (four-letter) word after Tom had gorn - and I've cleaned this up: "What a liberty, he's used all me
lavatory paper. What was he doing in there?
A patient of mine has piles, and he thinks that the government
lavatory paper is out-of-date and extremely bad for his complaint.
Yet wasn't it the euro that was derided as being not worth
lavatory paper? and was the alleged impediment to the recovery of the world's economy?
Hummels were too expensive and glass would break.' Toilet paper from every significant stop was the perfect solution.: Soon friends and family began sending her samples from their own trips overseas.: Her collection now includes
lavatory paper from Cancun, Disneyland, the Vatican, a Rhine River boat, a train station in Geneva, a hostel in Florence, a Chinese restaurant in Rome and a castle in Sweden.: About the only country missing from the list is Britain, not that she hasn't tried.: 'I'd heard that in the municipal buildings it's printed 'In the service of Her Majesty the Queen'.': A friend visiting London promised to collect her some.: Unfortunately, his royal mission went awry.
Garages adjoining the house can be used as extra larders to store pet food, bulk buys of tins,
lavatory paper and bottles.
You don't need to wipe out a forest to have
lavatory paper. Grow kenaf or hemp and even get Jesse Helms on your side by telling him it could be a substitute for tobacco.
Chris said: "I recall panic buying of candles,
lavatory paper, salt, flour etc, at about the time of the three day week, but was there ever an actual sugar shortage in the 60s or 70s?" And the readers spoke and declared it was so and they remembered it well.
Recently a customer slung
lavatory paper around a toilet like a streamer.
If she could, she wouldn't even allow me to use
lavatory paper - even though it's me who paid for it.
Sir John's doctor wrote to a Treasury aide: "A patient of mine thinks Government
lavatory paper is extremely bad for his complaint and has asked if there is a chance of a softer type." Soft rolls were blocked on the grounds of cost.
Everything in the flat except for the
lavatory paper was the traditional flamenco colour of red, as were Jason's fingers which started to bleed from so much practice.
If he had been, he'd have used it for
lavatory paper.
As if determined to prove that no agreement bearing his name or signature would endure the strain normally imposed on
lavatory paper, President P.W.
