| Script: | Michael Gallagher (credited as Mike Gallagher) |
| Pencils: | Dan DeCarlo (credited) |
| Inks: | Jon D'Agostino (credited) |
| Colors: | Barry Grossman (credited) |
| Letters: | Bill Yoshida (credited) |
Part 1, pp 1-6; Part 2, pp 7-11
Spoofs Tommy Hilfiger as "Tommy Hillsinger" and Ralph Lauren as "Ralph La Wren."
Credits from the reprint in Betty and Veronica Double Digest (Archie, 1987 series) #274.
Art credit based on Dan Parent's distinctive style. Styles sent in by Vanessa Monique Smith; Janice Pendle & Marnie Larose.
Credits from the reprint in B&V Friends Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 2011 series) #271, no credits listed in this digest.