• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Want to go dig for nightcrawlers tonight, Jug?
• Keywords:archaeology; baseball diamonds; Civil War; dishes

• Archie Andrews
• Miss Beazly
• Chuck Clayton
• Coach Kleats
• Dilton Doiley
• Mildred Haggly
• Jughead Jones
• Moose Mason
• Professor Flutesnoot
• Pop Tate
• Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis:

While digging for worms, Archie, Jughead and Dilton find some old dishes labeled with the name "Grant". Thinking they belonged to General Ulysses S. Grant, the boys alert the school faculty of their find. To Coach Kleats' dismay, they are going to excavate on the site of his baseball diamond.

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I'm so glad you volunteered for our karate demonstration!
• Keywords:karate

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper

Synopsis:

After being a guinea pig for a karate demonstration, Archie is thankful for Betty's helplessness.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #114 (July 1967)

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:How many chin-ups can you do, Charley?
• Keywords:chin-ups

• Charley Hawse
• Li'l Jinx Holliday

Synopsis:

Charley can do a whopping three chin-ups.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie and Me (Archie, 1964 series) #124 (December 1980)

• Genre:children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Okay, Li'l Jinx! Who started this?
• Keywords:fighting

• Charley Hawse
• Hap Holliday
• Li'l Jinx Holliday

Synopsis:

Hap stops a fight between Jinx and Charley.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie and Me (Archie, 1964 series) #106 (December 1978)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:We're certainly living in the instant age, Reggie!
• Keywords:inventions

• Midge Klump
• Reggie Mantle
• Moose Mason

Synopsis:

Reggie and Midge discuss the instant technology of the modern day. Moose adds instant punches to Reggie's list.

Reprints (1)

• from Reggie's Wise Guy Jokes (Archie, 1968 series) #6 (June 1969)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Psst! Juggie!
• Keywords:secrecy; whispering

• Archie Andrews
• Fred Andrews
• Mary Andrews
• Chuck Clayton
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones

Synopsis:

Everyone at school is whispering behind Archie's back. They are discussing electing Archie as the school's "Mr. Nice Guy", but Archie thinks they must all hate him.

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• from Archie (Archie, 1959 series) #236 (July 1974)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:That Veronica!
• Keywords:jobs; money; photo printing

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Pop Tate

Synopsis:

Betty is going broke helping Archie pay for their dates, so she gets a job at a photo developing booth.

Reprints (1)

• from Betty and Me (Archie, 1965 series) #76 (July 1976)

• Genre:children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hi, Li'l Jinx! Aren't you back from Greg's birthday party early?
• Keywords:birthday parties; prizes

• Hap Holliday
• Li'l Jinx Holliday

Synopsis:

Li'l Jinx wins a prize for being the first to leave a party.

Reprints (1)

• from Reggie's Wise Guy Jokes (Archie, 1968 series) #6 (June 1969)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Shh! Moose is coming!
• Keywords:doors; goldfish

• Midge Klump
• Reggie Mantle
• Moose Mason

Synopsis:

Reggie avoids answering the door when Moose is there.

Reprints (1)

• from Reggie's Wise Guy Jokes (Archie, 1968 series) #6 (June 1969)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hey! How 'bout that, Jug?
• Keywords:dogs; girls

• Archie Andrews
• Hot Dog
• Jughead Jones

Synopsis:

Archie extols the virtues of girls while Jughead insists that Hot Dog is a far superior companion.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead (Archie, 1965 series) #234 (November 1974)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Look, Jug, someone locked that fox in that small cage!
• Keywords:fox hunts

• Archie Andrews
• Jughead Jones
• Hiram Lodge
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

Archie frees a caged fox he sees on the Lodge estate, not realizing it's supposed to be used in a fox hunt.

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• from Everything's Archie (Archie, 1969 series) #62 (December 1977)

• Genre:fantasy-supernatural; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Yipes! Della!
• Keywords:hair; rivals; spells

• Cousin Ambrose
• Della the Head Witch
• Harvey Kinkle
• Hilda Spellman
• Sabrina Spellman

Synopsis:

Della is looking for a promising young witch to win an award, and Sabrina tries to be wicked to please her. She casts spells against a romantic rival, but they keep backfiring.

Reprints (1)

• from Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (Archie, 1971 series) #57 (December 1979)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:When it comes to romance you've got to accentuate the positive!
• Keywords:paint

• Archie Andrews
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle
• Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis:

Veronica is trying to paint a poster, and Reggie hides the green paint, hoping to refocus her attention onto him.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie (Archie, 1959 series) #288 (January 1980)

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Talk about your tales of the impossible...
• Keywords:friendship; jewelry; theft

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Hiram Lodge
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

Jewelry has been disappearing from the Lodge mansion, and Mr. Lodge hires a detective to solve the case. When the investigator points the finger at Betty as the prime suspect, Archie refuses to believe that Betty is capable of theft.

Reprints (2)

• from Archie at Riverdale High (Archie, 1972 series) #40 (October 1976), #40 (October 1976)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Success hasn't changed me one bit!
• Keywords:bragging; tennis courts

• Archie Andrews
• Jughead Jones
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Three two-panel gags. Reggie brags about his virtues wherever he goes.

Reprints (1)

• from Reggie's Wise Guy Jokes (Archie, 1968 series) #19 (October 1971)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Archie!... What are you doing with your feet up on my desk?!
• Keywords:desks; pizza delivery; showers; sleep

• Archie Andrews
• Professor Flutesnoot
• Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis:

Archie gets in trouble for falling asleep in Mr. Weatherbee's office chair. After the principal wheels him into a cold shower to wake him up, Archie demands to make a phone call before he is punished.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie and Me (Archie, 1964 series) #89 (January 1977)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Veronica! What beautiful earrings!
• Keywords:dummy; jewelry; safe

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Betty learns that the gorgeous jewelry Veronica wears is only copies of the originals. Betty latches onto the idea of keeping the originals locked up for safekeeping, and brings Veronica a copy of Archie for her date!

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• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #77 (May 1962)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hey, Arch! Did you see the new math teacher?
• Keywords:age; birthday; retirement

• Archie Andrews
• Chuck Clayton
• Betty Cooper
• Geraldine Grundy
• Jughead Jones
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle
• Moose Mason
• Mr. Svenson
• Professor Flutesnoot
• Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis:

Feeling old and unappreciated, Miss Grundy decides it's time to retire. Archie and the gang try to change her mind by throwing her a big surprise party.

Reprints (1)

• from Pep (Archie, 1960 series) #374 (June 1981)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Eep! Eep!
• Keywords:ink stain; mask; underwear

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones
• Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis:

Archie tries out the scary ape mask Jughead brought to school. He startles Mr. Weatherbee, causing him to spill ink on his pants. Archie tries to help remove the stain, but only makes things worse.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie and Me (Archie, 1964 series) #112 (August 1979)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:As I was saying, Ronnie!
• Keywords:baseball; date; phone call

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones
• Veronica Lodge
• Moose Mason
• Pop Tate

Synopsis:

Archie is fed up with Veronica answering phone calls during their dates. When he asks Betty out instead, she hastily skips out on a baseball game in favor of the date.

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• from Everything's Archie (Archie, 1969 series) #66 (June 1978)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Don't buy it, Arch!
• Keywords:motor; oar

• Archie Andrews
• Jughead Jones

Synopsis:

Jughead sells Archie a single oar.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #117 (October 1967)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hi, Mr. Lodge!
• Keywords:demonstration

• Hiram Lodge
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Reggie wishes he say Mr. Lodge throw Archie out.

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• from Reggie's Wise Guy Jokes (Archie, 1968 series) #3 (December 1968)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Dear Diary- I have a plan on how to make an impression on Archie that will make his head swim...
• Keywords:pen; window

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper

Synopsis:

Betty throws her pen out the window and it hits Archie.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #118 (November 1967)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Gee, Betty, I wish I could go without make-up like you do!
• Keywords:fads; fire drill; jeans

• Betty Cooper
• Veronica Lodge
• Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis:

One of Veronica's pant legs gets torn, and Betty helps her turn them into cutoff shorts. But before she can finish, a fire drill starts and Veronica has to run outside with uneven pant legs. Of course, she evades a mean girl's jabs by claiming it's a new fashion trend.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #272 (August 1978)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I remember the time the Murphy boy, Jeb, turned up missing!
• Keywords:runaway; search

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Hot Dog
• Jughead Jones

Synopsis:

Archie and Jughead search for a neighbor kid who has seemingly run away from home.

Reprints (1)

• from Life with Archie (Archie, 1958 series) #147 (July 1974)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:What do you think of our new pitcher, Mr. Weatherbee?
• Keywords:baseball; peanuts; pitcher

• Coach Kleats
• Jughead Jones
• Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis:

After seeing how well Jughead throws peanuts to customers in the bleachers, Coach Kleats gets him to be the baseball team's new pitcher. But Jughead doesn't throw baseballs nearly as well.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead (Archie, 1965 series) #231 (August 1974)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Isn't this fun eating in an authentic Japanese restaurant?
• Keywords:exercise

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones
• Veronica Lodge
• Pop Tate

Synopsis:

After sitting cross-legged in a Japanese restaurant, Archie is stuck in position and has to be carried out.

Reprints (1)

• from Laugh Comics / Laugh (Archie, 1946 series) #306 (September 1976)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I'll have you know that I have a great family background!
• Keywords:ancestry

• Betty Cooper
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Reggie brags about his military ancestors.

Reprints (1)

• from Reggie's Wise Guy Jokes (Archie, 1968 series) #6 (June 1969)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Vamoose!
• Keywords:birthday cake; icing; wallpaper

• Alan M.
• Alex Cabot III
• Alexander Cabot II
• Alexandra Cabot
• Josie James

Synopsis:

Alexandra is making a birthday cake for her father, and Alex is putting wallpaper up in his den. Everything goes well until the frosting gets mixed up with the wallpaper paste.

Reprints (1)

• from Josie and the Pussycats (Archie, 1969 series) #93 (December 1976)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Archie Andrews, if you think I'm going to be seen in public with you, you're crazy!
• Keywords:good deed; hat; trash can

• Archie Andrews
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle
• Smithers

Synopsis:

Archie shows up for a date covered in garbage. He tries to explain to Veronica how he became such a mess from simply trying to retrieve someone's hat.

Reprints (1)

• from Everything's Archie (Archie, 1969 series) #37 (December 1974)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Yea, Archie! Yea, Reggie!
• Keywords:injury; laurel wreath; race

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Dilton Doiley
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle
• Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis:

Archie and Reggie both think they will win the marathon and the adoration of the girls. Dilton tries his luck at the race, but his attempt is disastrous. However, things somehow work out in his favor.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #99 (November 1975)

No dialogue except for some background characters cheering near the end.

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Golly! Professor Flutesnoot looks really worried!
• Keywords:chemistry lab; explosion

• Archie Andrews
• Jughead Jones
• Professor Flutesnoot

Synopsis:

Flutesnoot is sure that Archie and Jughead will blow up the chemistry lab any day. Archie suggests he simply lock up anything potentially explosive. But not even this safeguard will let Flutesnoot dodge fate.

Reprints (1)

• from Laugh Comics / Laugh (Archie, 1946 series) #291 (June 1975)

• Genre:children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Well, Greg! We're on our way to Mars!
• Keywords:Mars; monster; space

• Greg
• Hap Holliday
• Li'l Jinx Holliday

Synopsis:

Jinx has a dream about landing on Mars, right on top of a huge Martian beast.

Reprints (1)

• from Laugh Comics / Laugh (Archie, 1946 series) #332 (November 1978)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:There it is!
• Keywords:sailboat; wind machine

• Archie Andrews
• Hiram Lodge
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

Mr. Lodge's money can buy anything, even good sailing conditions.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #117 (October 1967)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:We just sent Archie out to caddy for your father, Miss Lodge!
• Keywords:golf caddy

• Archie Andrews
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

Veronica knew Archie's caddying job wouldn't last long.

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Archie, I oughta clobber you!
• Keywords:newspaper

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Reggie is angry that he's not in the gossip column.

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• from Reggie's Wise Guy Jokes (Archie, 1968 series) #6 (June 1969)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Archie, guess what?
• Keywords:bicycle; car; chain

• Archie Andrews
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Reggie sabotages Archie's car so that he can swoop in and take Veronica to the dance instead. Archie retaliates by chaining Reggie's car to a tree.

Reprints (1)

• from Reggie and Me (Archie, 1966 series) #27 (January 1968)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hey, Cousin Arch!
• Keywords:babysitting; bedtime story; literature

• Archie Andrews

Synopsis:

Archie tells his little cousin a mixed-up bedtime story, featuring a motley assortment of characters from literature and history.

Reprints (1)

• from Everything's Archie (Archie, 1969 series) #66 (June 1978)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:She loves me she loves me not...
• Keywords:baseball; daisy; spring fever

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Geraldine Grundy
• Jughead Jones
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle
• Moose Mason
• Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis:

The whole school is in a daze from spring fever. Mr. Weatherbee snaps them out of it by reminding them that spring is baseball season.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie and Me (Archie, 1964 series) #35 (June 1970)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:You have a date, Uncle Herman?
• Keywords:date; haircut; suit

• Herman Jones
• Samantha Smythe
• Bingo Wilkin

Synopsis:

Uncle Herman has a date, but he calls it quits when his new love interest tries to give him a makeover.

Reprints (1)

• from Pep (Archie, 1960 series) #372 (April 1981)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Look at him! The man of my dreams!
• Keywords:cake topper; wedding

• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones
• Ethel Muggs

Synopsis:

Betty imagines what Ethel and Jughead's wedding cake would look like.

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• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #45 (September 1975)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Do you know where your children are tonight?
• Keywords:apology; night; TV ad

• Archie Andrews
• Hot Dog
• Jughead Jones
• Hiram Lodge
• Veronica Lodge
• Smithers

Synopsis:

After watching a PSA about child safety, Mr. Lodge goes up to say goodnight to Veronica but she's nowhere to be found. In a panic, he accosts Archie and accuses him of keeping Veronica past curfew.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #61 (December 1970)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:This is it, Hot Dog, ol' noble beast!
• Keywords:dirt; farmer; nature; spring

• Hot Dog
• Jughead Jones
• Midge Klump
• Moose Mason

Synopsis:

Jughead is savoring the sights, sounds, and smells of spring with his dog.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead (Archie, 1965 series) #206 (July 1972)

Jughead recites "Spring is sprung, the grass is riz", a poem by an unknown author. The poem has been used in other Archie stories, but didn't originate from the comics.

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I think I'll be an engineer when I finish school!
• Keywords:gold digger; money; poverty

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Reggie teases Archie about pursuing Veronica for her money, leading Archie to lament the Lodges' wealth.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie (Archie, 1959 series) #139 (August 1963)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:(Gasp!) Betty! That can't be Archie, c-can it?
• Keywords:baby carriage; doll

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

The girls see Reggie and Archie tossing a rubber doll around, and think it's a real live baby.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #37 (July 1958)

• Genre:children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Charley, would you hold this nail for me?
• Keywords:hammer; nail

• Charley Hawse
• Li'l Jinx Holliday

Synopsis:

Charley holds a nail for Li'l Jinx to hammer.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie and Me (Archie, 1964 series) #116 (January 1980)

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:How about a fast game of checkers?
• Keywords:checkers

• Charley Hawse
• Li'l Jinx Holliday

Synopsis:

Charley is missing half his checkers.

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Gee, what a beautiful day!
• Keywords:birds; weather

• Archie Andrews
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle
• Moose Mason

Synopsis:

Moose thinks the weather is lovely, but Reggie foolishly contradicts him.

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• from Reggie's Wise Guy Jokes (Archie, 1968 series) #6 (June 1969)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Archie, what are you doing with a radio in school?
• Keywords:intercom; radio; record shop

• Archie Andrews
• Chuck Clayton
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones
• Midge Klump
• Reggie Mantle
• Moose Mason
• Waldo Weatherbee
• Nancy Woods

Synopsis:

While Mr. Weatherbee fixes Archie's radio, he accidentally broadcasts a commercial over the intercom. All the students are baffled when the principal seemingly orders them to go to the record store, but they don't dare disobey his announcement.

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• from Archie and Me (Archie, 1964 series) #90 (February 1977)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:What are you doing down here so early on Saturday, Archie?
• Keywords:birdhouse; carpentry; clubhouse

• Archie Andrews
• Fred Andrews
• Little Archie Andrews
• Mary Andrews
• Little Betty Cooper
• Little Reggie Mantle
• Spotty

Synopsis:

While Archie builds a birdhouse in the basement, his parents reminisce about his long history of disastrous carpentry projects.

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:You? Betty Cooper? Are breaking a date with me? Archie Andrews?
• Keywords:astrology; horoscope

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones
• Veronica Lodge
• Pop Tate

Synopsis:

Betty tearfully breaks her date with Archie because her horoscope warns against dating him. When Archie goes to Veronica instead, Veronica is convinced that Betty has some sneaky reason for turning Archie down. Veronica threatens Betty into going out with Archie, much to Betty's delight.

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• from Betty and Me (Archie, 1965 series) #31 (October 1970)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:A nature trail!
• Keywords:hiking; hornet nest; miser; trespassing

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones

Synopsis:

The gang wants to make a nature trail, but they need permission from a local miser to have it on his land. Silas Titepurse chases them off, but soon regrets it when he bumps into a wasp nest and has to ask them for help.

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• from Archie at Riverdale High (Archie, 1972 series) #42 (January 1977)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Dilton! What are you doing with the baseball team?
• Keywords:baseball; scorekeeper

• Archie Andrews
• Chuck Clayton
• Coach Kleats
• Dilton Doiley
• Jughead Jones
• Reggie Mantle
• Moose Mason

Synopsis:

Dilton's crush thinks he's an important part of the baseball team, and he can't bring himself to say he's just the scorekeeper.

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• from Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #155 (December 1981)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Bonjour, Monsieur Jughead!
• Keywords:counting; French

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones
• Midge Klump
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle
• Moose Mason

Synopsis:

Archie is only speaking French, in hopes of improving his grades.

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• from Laugh Comics / Laugh (Archie, 1946 series) #178 (January 1966)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Now there goes a good boy!
• Keywords:door; spray paint; window

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Geraldine Grundy
• Jughead Jones
• Reggie Mantle
• Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis:

Miss Grundy persuades Mr. Weatherbee that Archie is a good boy who only causes trouble through honest mistakes and misguided attempts to be helpful. Mr. Weatherbee feels bad for misjudging Archie, and promises him that he will now get the treatment he deserves. Archie mistakes this promise for a threat of punishment.

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• from Everything's Archie (Archie, 1969 series) #64 (April 1978)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Moose,--- can you tell us how fast light travels??
• Keywords:class; morning; speed of light

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Geraldine Grundy
• Jughead Jones
• Moose Mason

Synopsis:

Light travels too fast for Moose's liking.

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• from Pep (Archie, 1960 series) #292 (August 1974)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:There are a couple more loads down there, Jug!
• Keywords:basement; car; cow

• Archie Andrews
• Jughead Jones
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

Archie is making money to put a new CD player in his car by hauling all sorts of things around, from household items to a live cow.

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• from Archie's TV Laugh-Out (Archie, 1969 series) #6 (February 1971)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hoorah for Reggie!
• Keywords:baseball bat

• Archie Andrews
• Jughead Jones
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Reggie talks about his lucky baseball bat, but Veronica thinks he is talking about her!

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• from Archie Comics (Archie, 1942 series) #101 (June 1959)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Yo!! Check it out!
• Keywords:birdwatching; parakeet; park

• Archie Andrews
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Reggie mocks Archie for being a birdwatcher, until Archie's way with feathered creatures helps him meet a cute girl.