• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Where are you going, Archie, off to meet your friends again?
• Keywords:solitude

Synopsis:

Archie takes Mr. Weatherbee's advice to have some alone time and meditate but finds it difficult to avoid his friends.

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Mr. Weatherbee, I can explain what happened!
• Keywords:detention

Synopsis:

After another disaster, Mr. Weatherbee saves time by having Archie explain while they walk to the detention room.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #223 (August 1976) [New colors]

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:We'll return to our story after this brief commercial!
• Keywords:commercials; dreams

Synopsis:

Jughead's television watching seems to be affecting his dreams.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #54 (July 1977)

• Genre:teen; humor

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:The boy can't finish his food!
• Keywords:dogs; food

Synopsis:

Hot Dog compares Jughead to a character on television.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead's Jokes (Archie, 1967 series) #54 (July 1977)

• Genre:humor; teen; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Leroy! Did you do that?
• Keywords:windows

• Cousin Leroy
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

Leroy blames Souphead for a broken window.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #43 (November 1959)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jughead- if you were to write a check dated on a Sunday...
• Keywords:checks

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Dilton Doiley
• Geraldine Grundy
• Jughead Jones
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Jughead answers a question about cashing checks.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #43 (November 1959) [New feature logo; new colors]

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:My energy-efficient car runs on wind power and leg power!
• Keywords:racing; unicycles

Synopsis:

Jughead accidentally combines parts of his vehicle with Archie's and wins a race for energy efficient vehicle prototypes.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #154 (October 1981) [Credits removed]

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Gosh darn it!...Wouldn't you know it!...What rotten luck!
• Keywords:cars

Synopsis:

Archie offers to fix Mr. Lodge's car so he can get to his important meeting but Reggie sabotages his efforts. It works out for the best after Archie loans his car to Mr. Lodge and Reggie ends up getting a black eye from Smithers.

Reprints (1)

• from Everything's Archie (Archie, 1969 series) #43 (October 1975)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hop in, Ronnie!
• Keywords:roller coasters

Synopsis:

Archie and Veronica endure long lines to sample the new roller coaster at the carnival.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #21 (Summer 1962) [Grammatical changes]

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:What are you doing, Archie?
• Keywords:homework

Synopsis:

A homework assignment causes great fuss between Archie, Betty, and Veronica.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie Giant Series Magazine (Archie, 1954 series) #173 (June 1970) [Dialogue changes]

In this printing, the final line "When they said 'Good guys finish last' they didn't know about Betty Cooper!" is changed to "When they said 'Good guys finish last' they must've known about Betty Cooper!"

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Gimme a "D"!
• Keywords:cheers; fads

Synopsis:

Archie and the gang come up with a D-U-H cheer, much to Mr. Weatherbee's disapproval.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie (Archie, 1959 series) #144 (March 1964) [New colors]

• Genre:children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Gigi is moving!!
• Keywords:moving

Synopsis:

Jinx is upset when Greg tells her that Gigi is moving away.

Reprints (1)

• from Laugh Comics / Laugh (Archie, 1946 series) #252 (March 1972)

• Genre:humor

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Politics is certainly an interesting field, Dad!
• Keywords:mothers; politics

Synopsis:

Archie's mother is the family politician: she is the "speaker of the house".

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• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 1979-02-24

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:That E.S.P. movie was terrific!
• Keywords:predictions

• Archie Andrews
• Veronica Lodge
• Pop Tate

Synopsis:

Archie predicts what Veronica will order.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #209 (June 1975) [Dialogue changes]

In this printing, the final line "A ten cent lime fizz!" is changed to "A lime fizz!"

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:...Lunge, parry, feint!
• Keywords:duels; fencing

Synopsis:

Archie prepares to duel Maurice in order to win back Veronica. He realizes Maurice is too good with a sword and too good with a pistol. He prepares to fist fight him, but a big lunk interferes and Maurice pummels him handily. Before they begin the official duel, Jughead insists Archie must slap Maurice's face with a glove. Jughead lets him use his baseball glove, which takes care of Maurice.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pal Jughead (Archie, 1949 series) #122 (July 1965) [New colors]

• Genre:teen; humor

• Keywords:clothes; poverty

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Miss Grundy
• Veronica Lodge
• Mr. Weatherbee

Synopsis:

Betty and Veronica unite to help out an underprivileged student unable to afford new clothes.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #217 (January 1974)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Your sound is great but could you play a little softer?
• Keywords:basements; fuses; music

• Archie Andrews
• Fred Andrews
• Mary Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Gigi
• Jughead Jones
• Li'l Jinx
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

The vibrations from the music when the Archies practice is too much for Mr. Andrews.

Reprints (1)

• from Everything's Archie (Archie, 1969 series) #4 (September 1969) [Dialogue and grammatical changes]

Credits from the reprint in Archie and Me Comics Digest (Archie, 2017 series) #9, no credits listed in this digest. In this printing, three lines of dialogue in the final panel about making a record are removed.
Li'l Jinx and Gigi have a cameo appearance in the last panel.

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:What kind of fool am I?
• Keywords:love triangles

Synopsis:

Archie wonders what kind of a fool he is. He proceeds to demonstrate how he pursues the indifferent Veronica and dismisses sweet Betty.

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• from Archie Giant Series Magazine (Archie, 1954 series) #188 (September 1971) [Grammatical changes]

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I'll hang the mirror here!
• Keywords:mirrors

• Greg
• Li'l Jinx Holliday

Synopsis:

Li'l Jinx breaks a mirror.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie and Me (Archie, 1964 series) #54 (February 1973)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Those girls don't know the first thing about baseball!
• Keywords:baseball

Synopsis:

Archie is the umpire in the girls' baseball game.

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• from Archie Giant Series Magazine (Archie, 1954 series) #23 (September 1963) [Grammatical changes]

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Fortunate one, you are gazing at the golden scarab of the mighty pharoahs![sic]
• Keywords:curses; scarabs

Synopsis:

Archie thinks he has a magic Egyptian scarab. But a series of misfortunes he suffers makes him think that the scarab is cursed.

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• from Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #21 (Summer 1962)

• Genre:teen; humor

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Oh, you poor boys!
• Keywords:fishing; limps

• Alec
• Sheldon Broadbeam
• Laurie Lake
• Linda Moore
• Wilbur Wilkin

Synopsis:

Wilbur and Alec sneak off to fish without the girls.

Reprints (1)

• from Pep Comics (Archie, 1940 series) #135 (October 1959)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Keywords:bananas; skateboards

• Jughead Jones
• Jughead Jones

Synopsis:

Jughead paints a skateboarder and then eats a banana, throwing the peel behind him, causing the skateboarder to slip.

• Genre:humor; horror-suspense; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Heavy with the scent of embalmer's spices...
• Keywords:Egypt; mummies

• Alan M.
• Valerie Brown
• Alexander Cabot III
• Alexandra Cabot
• Josie McCoy
• Melody Valentine

Synopsis:

Melody's resemblance to the ancient Queen Nubila of Egypt causes a mummy to rise from the grave and pursue her in search of his true love.

Reprints (1)

• from Josie and the Pussycats (Archie, 1969 series) #60 (February 1972) [Grammatical changes]

• Genre:teen; humor

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:The grass is always greener in the other fellow's yard!
• Keywords:dates; jealousy

Synopsis:

Archie decides to ask Moose for permission to date Midge, incurring not only Moose's wrath, but that of Betty and Veronica as well.

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• from Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #21 (Summer 1962)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:She loves me
• Keywords:daisies; daydreams; spring fever

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Geraldine Grundy
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle
• Moose Mason
• Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis:

Mr. Weatherbee wages a one-man war against the onset of spring fever at the school.

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• from Archie and Me (Archie, 1964 series) #35 (June 1970) [Feature changed to Mr. Weatherbee]

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Betty and Veronica [horizontal]
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:What can I do for you, Veronica?
• Keywords:friendship; insults

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

Archie can't understand why Betty lets Veronica insult her. Betty says that friends can be honest with each other. Archie decides to try it on Veronica, who becomes irate.

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• from Archie Giant Series Magazine (Archie, 1954 series) #11 (June 1961) [Feature logo changed]

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Tsk! It's about time I went through this old trunk!
• Keywords:attic; bridges; Great Depression; newspapers

Synopsis:

In a story punctuated by many ironic comments from the narrator, Archie and Veronica see old newspapers from the '20s and think that the world has been plunged into a new Depression.

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• from Archie (Archie, 1959 series) #214 (December 1971) [New colors; Mary Andrews' hair recolored orange]

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Okay! Okay!! Russ has to play...
• Keywords:football

• Greg
• Charley Hawse
• Li'l Jinx
• Russ

Synopsis:

Charley owns the team's football, but Russ owns the pump for it.

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• from Archie and Me (Archie, 1964 series) #53 (December 1972)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Veronica's clothes are Paris imports.
• Keywords:poetry

Synopsis:

Betty tells the audience in verse how Veronica doesn't always have the advantage over her.

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• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #37 (July 1958)

• Genre:humor

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:---Now, if you all studied up on the metric system---
• Keywords:metric system

• Archie Andrews

  (cameo)
• Dilton Doily
• Mr. Flutesnoot
• Reggie Mantle

  (cameo)

Synopsis:

Dilton uses Archie's gasoline buying habits as an example when converting metric units.

Reprints (1)

• from Laugh Comics Digest / Laugh Comics Digest Magazine / Laugh Digest Magazine (Archie, 1974 series) #34 (May 1981)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Betty, I want you to do me a favor!
• Keywords:arguments; insults

Synopsis:

When Archie and Veronica aren't speaking, Archie asks Betty to give a message to Ronnie for him, consisting only of the words "You, too!" This leads to an endless chain of angry messages until finally none of the kids are speaking to each other.

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• from Archie Annual (Archie, 1950 series) #17 (1965-1966)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hey, Jughead! You didn't come to the barn dance Friday night!
• Keywords:pigs

Synopsis:

Jughead wins a piglet in a contest, and circumstances force him to bring it to school. The piglet promptly gets loose and soon the entire school is involved in trying to catch it.

Reprints (1)

• from Jughead (Archie, 1965 series) #248 (January 1976) [Dialogue changes]

In this printing, the line "Mr. Swenson might..." on page two is corrected to "Mr. Svenson might..."

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Wow! Where did you get that beautiful ribbon, Li'l Jinx?
• Keywords:plants

Synopsis:

The kids hold a flower show and want Jinx's father to judge.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie Comics Digest (Archie, 1973 series) #21 (December 1976)
which is reprinted
• from Pep Comics (Archie, 1940 series) #129 (September 1958) [Abridged by removing two panels]

• Genre:humor; teen

• Feature Logo:Archie
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Why? That's all I want to know Reggie Mantle! Why do you and the other guys get so many dates with Veronica?
• Keywords:dates; garbage; jealousy

• Archie Andrews
• Jughead Jones
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle
• Mr. Lodge
• Smithers

Synopsis:

Archie confronts Veronica about the fact that she's going out with other guys more than him, and she agrees to give him a chance to show her a better time than the others.

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• from Archie (Archie, 1959 series) #211 (August 1971) [New colors]

• Genre:teen; humor

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Mrs. Gamble!
• Keywords:helping; teachers

Synopsis:

Betty and Veronica run into their old elementary school teacher, Mrs. Gamble, and find out what she's doing these days. They realize that the reason Mrs. Gamble gets so much cooperation from students is by pretending to be helpless.

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• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #237 (September 1975) [New colors]

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Gee! Did Veronica want to go roller-skating today?
• Keywords:skating; tennis

• Archie Andrews
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

Archie forgot if Veronica wanted to go ice skating or roller skating.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #278 (July 1981)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I'm warning you, Veronica...
• Keywords:shoes

• Hiram Lodge
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Reggie threatens to walk out of Veronica's life. Mr. Lodge offers to help him.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #278 (July 1981)

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Jug! Help Moose carry the refrigerator...
• Keywords:refrigerators

• Forsythe P. Jones II
• Jughead Jones
• Moose Mason

Synopsis:

Jughead helps Moose move the fridge.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #278 (July 1981)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hi, Tarzan!
• Keywords:bird's nest

Synopsis:

Archie brings a bird's nest to school for his science project, then is mercilessly pursued by the bird who was living in it.

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• from Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #30 (Fall 1964)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Ronnie! Love bug!
• Keywords:car repairs

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

Veronica and Betty demonstrate their different approaches to car repair: Veronica knows nothing about it, Betty knows too much.

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• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #155 (November 1968)

• Genre:humor; teen; fantasy-supernatural

• Feature Logo:Sabrina the Teenage Witch
• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Gosh! Imagine being invited to the estate of Bruce Van Klodd III...
• Keywords:tennis

Synopsis:

Sabrina is determined to seduce handsome Bruce Van Klodd III away from her rival Rosalind without the use of magic potions - - until Rosalind begins beating Sabrina at her own game.

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• from Archie's Madhouse (Archie, 1959 series) #28 (September 1963)

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Oof!
• Keywords:high heels

Synopsis:

Li'l Jinx experiments with wearing high heels.

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• from Archie (Archie, 1959 series) #179 (February 1968)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:So these are the clubs Dad is going to use in the golf tournament!
• Keywords:golf; paint

Synopsis:

Archie's father can't make a putt. This is because the hole is really a paint can lid.

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• from Archie's Pal Jughead Annual (Archie, 1953 series) #5 (1957) [New colors; speech bubble redrawn to fit inside panel]

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Mr. Weatherbee, something is wrong with this computer!
• Keywords:computers; tapes

• Miss Phlips
• Mr. Weatherbee

Synopsis:

The school's computer has been damaging its input tapes. Mr. Weatherbee suspects "tape-worm".

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• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 1979-05-23

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Gosh! Look, Archie!
• Keywords:blackouts

Synopsis:

Archie finds that the early '70s energy crisis has its advantages when a city-wide blackout traps him at the Lodges' house.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie at Riverdale High (Archie, 1972 series) #16 (June 1974) [Feature changed to Archie; Mary Andrews' hair recolored orange]

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Poor Reggie has had the hiccups for three days!
• Keywords:hiccups; mirrors

• Archie Andrews
• Jughead Jones
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Jughead scares Reggie's hiccups away.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #278 (July 1981)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:What a program!
• Keywords:television

• Archie Andrews
• Reggie Mantle
• Moose Mason

Synopsis:

Reggie complains about a stupid TV show, while Moose finds it too challenging.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #278 (July 1981)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hi, kids! What's cookin'?
• Keywords:fad; frying pan; jewelry; marbles

Synopsis:

The newest fad is frying marbles. They are heated on the stove, then dumped into cold water which makes them cracked and sparkly and suitable for making jewelry. When Archie runs out of marbles, he manages to mistake a box of special vitamin balls made for Mr. Lodge's polo pony as a box of marbles.

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• from Archie Annual (Archie, 1950 series) #16 (1964-65)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Reggie, that was beautiful!
• Keywords:tennis

Synopsis:

Archie challenges Reggie, the school tennis champ, to a tennis match for the right to take Veronica to a dance.

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• from Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #37 (Summer 1966) [Dialogue and grammatical changes]

In this printing, the line "We'll toss for serve" on page three is changed to "I'll toss for serve", and the line "Who says straight shooters always win?" on page six is changed to "Who says straight shooters always loose [sic]?"

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I want all “no smoking” rules strictly enforced!
• Keywords:seltzer; smoking

Synopsis:

Miss Beazly extinguishes Svenson's pipe with a soda siphon.

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• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 1979-02-12

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Li'l Jinx! Go take a bath!!
• Keywords:baths; towels

• Hap Holliday
• Li'l Jinx Holliday

Synopsis:

Li'l Jinx gets a new bath towel set full of helpful reminders.

Reprints (1)

• from Everything's Archie (Archie, 1969 series) #17 (December 1971)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Ah!... Archie!
• Keywords:fire; hammers; signs

Synopsis:

Archie has one accident after another while hanging up safety posters.

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• from Everything's Archie (Archie, 1969 series) #4 (September 1969)

Only the final panel has dialogue.

• Genre:teen; humor

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Oh, Daddikins! I'm cleaning out my closet!
• Keywords:dresses

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Mrs. Lodge
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle
• Mr. Lodge

Synopsis:

Veronica replaces her entire wardrobe because her old clothes are out of style. But all the boys think the new sack-style dresses are hideous.

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• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #39 (November 1958) [Grammatical changes; feature logo changed]

Credits added in IDW reprint.

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Look what my aunt sent me for my birthday!
• Keywords:roller skating

Synopsis:

Betty and Veronica volunteer to teach Archie how to roller skate.

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• from Laugh Comics / Laugh (Archie, 1946 series) #98 (May 1959)

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Say, Alice!
• Keywords:baseball

• Jughead Jones

Synopsis:

Jugheads umpiring is highly biased.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #278 (July 1981)

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:...And that is the reason I was late for school!
• Keywords:lateness; quotes

• Archie Andrews
• Geraldine Grundy
• Waldo Weatherbee

Synopsis:

Mr. Weatherbee thinks Archie's fictional alibis are stranger than truth.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #278 (July 1981)

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I see you're into punk rock, Archie!
• Keywords:punk

• Archie Andrews
• Hiram Lodge
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

Mr. Lodge has a "punk" sense of humor.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #278 (July 1981)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:All right, Archie!
• Keywords:cars; painting

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones

Synopsis:

Two girls are working in oils for Archie: a portrait painter, and Betty the mechanic.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #278 (July 1981)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Then there’s a twinge in my shoulder
• Keywords:doctors

Synopsis:

Fred has lots of complaints at his checkup.

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• from Archie daily (King Features Syndicate) 1979-05-19

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Wow!! How beautiful!
• Keywords:gardening

• Archie Andrews
• Alice Cooper
• Betty Cooper
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

Betty is upset that Archie only has eyes for Veronica, even though Betty is well-dressed and Veronica is dressed for gardening.

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• from Archie's Girls Betty and Veronica (Archie, 1950 series) #39 (November 1958) [Alice Cooper's hair recolored blonde]

• Genre:humor

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Betty, here are the newspapers you asked me to save for your paper drive!
• Keywords:newspapers; recycling

Synopsis:

Newspaper reporters are going to do a story on Veronica but bump into Betty doing recycling and decide to do a story on her instead.

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• from Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #87 (August 1974)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:D-uh, wait till I get a hold of dat rat, Reggie!
• Keywords:fences; garbage cans

• Archie Andrews
• Jughead Jones
• Reggie Mantle
• Moose Mason

Synopsis:

Reggie hides from Moose in a trash can.

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• from Archie's Joke Book Magazine (Archie, 1953 series) #278 (July 1981)

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hey! This is a swell snapshot of you, lambie!
• Keywords:photos

Synopsis:

Betty believes that Archie's wall of Veronica pictures makes him only think he's in love with her. She expresses this belief in front of her wall of Archie pictures.

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• from Archie's Girls, Betty and Veronica Annual (Archie, 1953 series) #3 (1955) [New colors; feature logo changed]

• Genre:humor; children

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Li'l Jinx, pick up your toys!
• Keywords:allowance; cleaning

• Hap Holliday
• Li'l Jinx

Synopsis:

When Jinx says she's too tired to pick up her toys, her father says he's too tired to count out her allowance.

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• from Archie Annual (Archie, 1950 series) #16 (1964-65)

• Genre:humor; detective-mystery; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:There's the house, Betty!
• Keywords:boys; cabins; islands; monsters

Synopsis:

Betty and Veronica must confront their fears when they're on an island with a mysterious creature.

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• from Archie Giant Series Magazine (Archie, 1954 series) #23 (September 1963) [Grammatical changes]

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I say it should be swords!
• Keywords:fencing swords; hot dogs

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Veronica Lodge
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Veronica and Betty are concerned as Reggie and Archie choose swords as their weapons, but it turns out to be for roasting hot dogs, not dueling.

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• from Reggie and Me (Archie, 1966 series) #87 (May 1976)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Health education: AIDS is a serious worldwide problem...

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• in Archie's Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 1984 series) #40 (May 1989)

PSA promoting AIDS education and encouraging parents to write to The American Foundation for AIDS Research for more information.

• Genre:humor; teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Why doesn't he answer the bell?
• Keywords:baseball

• Archie Andrews
• Jughead Jones
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Jughead wants to stay inside and watch TV while Archie and Reggie try to get him to play baseball.

Reprints (1)

• from Archie's Pals 'n' Gals (Archie, 1952 series) #166 (November 1983) [Credits removed]