• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:I'm getting tired of it! The third pen I've lost this year!

Synopsis:

Mr. Weatherbee calls the police about a possible serial pen thief in the school, then has second thoughts, particularly when Jughead is implicated.

Reprints (3)

• in Archie Giant Comics Digest (Archie, 2014 series) (2014)
• in Jughead and Archie Double Digest (Archie, 2014 series) #5 (October 2014)
• in Archie's Pal Jughead Archives (Dark Horse, 2015 series) #2 (June 2016)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hi Betty, where you going?

Synopsis:

Jughead is being annoyingly literal.

Reprints (3)

• in Laugh Comics Digest / Laugh Comics Digest Magazine / Laugh Digest Magazine (Archie, 1974 series) #13 (November 1977)
• in Betty & Veronica (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 1987 series) #9 (October 1988)
• in Archie's Pal Jughead Archives (Dark Horse, 2015 series) #2 (June 2016)

• Genre:teen; humor

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:My pop is not stingy with my allowance!!

Synopsis:

Wilbur and Red just "happen" to be arguing about the generosity of Wilbur's father right under the window where his father sits.

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hey! Did either of you jerks see muh girl Lottie around? Did 'ja?

Synopsis:

Jughead brags that he can stand up to Moose and not get killed for it.

Reprints (1)

• in Archie's Pal Jughead Archives (Dark Horse, 2015 series) #2 (June 2016)

Moose's girl in this story is named Lottie, but she's very similar to Midge Klump.

• Genre:non-fiction

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Ex-Marine lands leatherneck role in 'Retreat, Hell!'

Collection of Hollywood anecdotes.

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:No! I'm too busy planting this watermelon patch to play with you, Souphead!

Synopsis:

Souphead tries to help Jughead plant watermelons.

Reprints (1)

• in Archie's Pal Jughead Archives (Dark Horse, 2015 series) #2 (June 2016)

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Hey! Look at the scaffold on the school! What's going on?

Synopsis:

Jughead's attempt to outmaneuver Reggie's latest prank has Miss Grundy fearing that he's suicidal.

Reprints (3)

• in Archie Giant Comics Digest (Archie, 2014 series) (2014)
• in Jughead and Archie Double Digest (Archie, 2014 series) #5 (October 2014)
• in Archie's Pal Jughead Archives (Dark Horse, 2015 series) #2 (June 2016)

• Genre:humor

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Ferdie, if we're late for the concert I'll never forgive you!

Synopsis:

Suzie drags Ferdie to a symphony concert.

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:Can you name the slang expression by unscrambling the drawings below?

Reprints (1)

• in Archie's Pal Jughead Archives (Dark Horse, 2015 series) #2 (June 2016)

Guess the expression, words that can be letters, what's the message, word square, and guess the flower.

• Genre:teen

• First Line of Dialogue or Text:And that concludes today's lecture on child psychology!

Synopsis:

Miss Grundy isn't certain she can pass Jughead in psychology until she witnesses him diffuse a situation with a practical demonstration.

Reprints (4)

• in Jughead with Archie Digest (Archie, 1974 series) #20 (May 1977)
• in The Jughead Jones Comics Digest (Archie, 1977 series) #82 (June 1993)
• in Jughead's Double Digest (Archie, 1989 series) #140 (July 2008)
• in Archie's Pal Jughead Archives (Dark Horse, 2015 series) #2 (June 2016)

Pencils previously credited to Bill Vigoda but do not match Vigoda's stories elsewhere in the issue and instead match Schwartz's style during this period.