• Genre:humor; teen

• Archie Andrews
• Little Betty Cooper
• Veronica Lodge

Synopsis:

In a mixture of poetry and prose, Archie explains to us why he can't choose between Betty and Veronica.

Reprints (6)

• in Archie Comics Digest (Archie, 1973 series) #54 (June 1982)
• in Archie's Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 1984 series) #108 (June 1999), #155 (November 2004)
• in Archie: The Best of Harry Lucey (IDW, 2011 series) #2 (August 2012)
• in Archie 1000 Page Comics Extravaganza (Archie, 2013 series) (2013)
• in Archie (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 2011 series) #242 (September 2013)

When reprinted in Archie Double Digest (Archie, 2011 series) #242, Inks and Lettering is credited to Marty Epp.

• Genre:humor; children

• Hap Holliday
• Li'l Jinx

Synopsis:

Jinx has a job walking the neighbor's dog. When she's sick, her father has to take over.

Reprints (5)

• in Archie Giant Series Magazine (Archie, 1954 series) #151 (February 1968)
• in Laugh Comics Digest / Laugh Comics Digest Magazine / Laugh Digest Magazine (Archie, 1974 series) #34 (May 1981), #41 (July 1982)
• in Betty & Veronica (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 1987 series) #6 (April 1988), #13 (June 1989)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Geraldine Grundy
• Moose Mason

Synopsis:

Moose is driven crazy by a sign in Miss Grundy's classroom.

Reprints (6)

• in Archie Giant Series Magazine (Archie, 1954 series) #148 (September 1967)
• in Laugh Comics Digest / Laugh Comics Digest Magazine / Laugh Digest Magazine (Archie, 1974 series) #37 (November 1981), #41 (July 1982)
• in Betty & Veronica (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 1987 series) #13 (June 1989)
• in Laugh Comics Digest / Laugh Comics Digest Magazine / Laugh Digest Magazine (Archie, 1974 series) #97 (April 1991)
• in Archie's Pals 'n' Gals Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 1992 series) #21 (October 1996)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones
• Veronica Lodge
• Pop Tate

Synopsis:

Pop's soda shop is being driven out of business by the new teenage craze for pizza parlors. Archie convinces Pop to sell pizzas at the Chok'lit Shoppe, but Pop is completely inept at spinning pizzas.

Reprints (5)

• in Archie Giant Series Magazine (Archie, 1954 series) #148 (September 1967)
• in Archie Annual Digest (Archie, 1975 series) #27 (1975-1976)
• in Jughead with Archie Digest (Archie, 1974 series) #50 (May 1982)
• in Archie's Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 1984 series) #15 (March 1985)
• in Archie (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 2011 series) #323 (November 2021)

• Genre:humor; teen

• Archie Andrews
• Betty Cooper
• Jughead Jones
• Reggie Mantle

Synopsis:

Archie prepares to fight Reggie in a boxing match, claiming that he has a secret punch that will lay Reggie low.

Reprints (2)

• in Jughead with Archie Digest (Archie, 1974 series) #51 (July 1982)
• in Archie's Pals 'n' Gals Double Digest Magazine (Archie, 1992 series) #6 (July 1994)

Cameo clip art headshots of Archie, Betty, and Veronica. First prize of $5.00 to Wayne Scott (Washington, D.C.) for article on Alaska. Second prize of $3.00 to Richard Paige Jr. (Cleveland, Ohio) for article on the Mexican Hairless dog. Third prize of $2.00 to Marion Zapolin (Brooklyn, N.Y.) for essay on brotherhood. Fourth prize of $1.00 to Norman Jerald Savage (Sharon, Mass.) for article on Siamese Fighting Fish. Fifth prize of $1.00 to Marie Consalo (Cambridge, Mass.) for three jokes.

• Genre:humor; teen

Synopsis:

Archie is on his way to Veronica's house with a box of chocolates, but all his friends help themselves to some of them.

Reprints (5)

• in Archie Giant Series Magazine (Archie, 1954 series) #151 (February 1968)
• in Laugh Comics Digest / Laugh Comics Digest Magazine / Laugh Digest Magazine (Archie, 1974 series) #27 (March 1980)
• in Archie... Archie Andrews, Where Are You? Comics Digest Magazine (Archie, 1977 series) #23 (August 1982)
• in Betty & Veronica (Jumbo Comics) Double Digest (Archie, 1987 series) #20 (August 1990)
• in Jughead's Double Digest (Archie, 1989 series) #26 (October 1994)

The inking on this story has a very Dan DeCarlo-esque look to it (helped by his brother Vince doing letters), hence Lapick being credited for inks on this story.