twilight movie. thoughts?
Saw Twilight last night...
Witness my thoughts!
- Yay for Bella being just slightly more assertive. (At least she punched the guy in Port Angeles?)
- RPattz was a pretty good Edward, all things considered. Lines that were cheesy and dumb in the book (like the lion&lamb thing) sounded better when he said them.
- You know what, SMeyer? Nobody wants to see you getting coffee in a cafe, okay? Nobody wants to see you in the movie.
- Mm, did anybody see Laurent's abs? Delicious.
- VICTORIA IS MEANT TO BE A REDHEAD. WE ARE UNDER-REPRESENTED AND I RESENT THIS.
- Jasper had one line. One line? He just stood there and looked pretty. I mean, he is pretty. Very. But really, one line? Poor boy.
- They didn't even mention Jasper's powers? =S
- WHOOSH! You've gotta love the whoosh when the vamps jump around. It's completely unnecessary and yet wonderful awesome.
- MIRRORS EXPLODING WAS AMAZING
- ALICE DISMEMBERING JAMES I ALMOST DIED OF THE AWESOME
- DANCE, JASPER, DANCE AROUND THE FIRE! Channeling a little First-Nations werewolf There, perhaps?
- Yay for Bella not fainting (except when in excruciating pain, which I think is normal) or attacking Edward just for kissing her!
- Jessica was great.
- Charlie was great.
- Billy was extra-great!
- I LOVE YOU KRISTEN STEWART, HAVE I MENTIONED THIS?
- What the hell was up with them just lying in a meadow staring at each other? Was something going on there that I didn't get?
- Sparkly skin just looked like he was sweaty.
- JACOB WAS YUMMY SNACKABLES. Although his teeth were so white they were kind of radioactive, I think. Still, lovely, lovely boy. Especially like the hair.
- End verdict: far better than the books in that they took out the crap about Bella being 'dazzled' or fainting from his touch. Still a bit disturbing in their dependance (seriously guys, nobody should consume you so much that you're physically incapable of living without them. It isn't healthy.) and annoying about how every guy at school wanted Bella like hotcakes, but still. Pretty good.