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Thanks to One Day, signet rings are back in vogue – but don’t even think about buying one

On a younger man's pinkie it signifies someone who's trying a little too hard

Sophia Money-Coutts
If we’re going to let babies vote, then pets should vote too

A former aide to Nick Clegg has suggested that the voting age be lowered to birth – but why stop there?

Michael Deacon
The Tories should stop moaning about Sadiq Khan and start copying him

If only the Conservatives had used his approach to promote their values – they could have rechristened Islington North as Thatcher Central

Michael Deacon
Dear John Lewis, I don’t want to know the identity choices of your staff. I just want a toaster

Suzanne Moore
Stripping Harry and Meghan of their titles would only make matters worse

Petronella Wyatt
If these ‘pro-Palestinian’ marches aren’t anti-Semitic, answer me this

Michael Deacon
I don’t like Assange either – but he’s done his time

Suzanne Moore

Allison Pearson

Bryony Gordon

Esther Ghey is right: we must regulate hateful abuse online

Bryony Gordon 19 Feb 2024, 10:00am
Can we blame kids for wanting a phone when we’re so attached to ours?

Bryony Gordon 12 Feb 2024, 7:00am
TikTok may have banned ‘legging legs’ but ‘thinspiration’ is alive and well

Bryony Gordon 5 Feb 2024, 7:00am
‘Sorry, chaps, but feminism hasn’t gone nearly far enough’

Bryony Gordon 22 Jan 2024, 7:00am

Judith Woods

Celia Walden

Suzanne Moore

Dear John Lewis, I don’t want to know the identity choices of your staff. I just want a toaster

Suzanne Moore 20 Feb 2024, 5:00pm
I don’t like Assange either – but he’s done his time

Suzanne Moore 20 Feb 2024, 6:00am
The housing crisis should unite us, not pit young against old

Suzanne Moore 13 Feb 2024, 6:00am
God help us if George Galloway makes a comeback

Suzanne Moore 12 Feb 2024, 7:00pm

Zoe Strimpel

Sex toys for the middle classes? John Lewis might be on to something

The department store has been through a rough patch, but that it is willing to roll with the times, or at least try, is promising

Zoe Strimpel 18 Feb 2024, 8:00am
Britain has raised a generation of anti-Semites. It might be too late to fix

Zoe Strimpel 17 Feb 2024, 4:00pm
Britain is in the grips of a crime spree, and no one seems to care

Zoe Strimpel 11 Feb 2024, 10:00am
Starmer’s Labour cannot be trusted. Not now, not ever again

Zoe Strimpel 10 Feb 2024, 7:00pm

Michael Deacon

If we’re going to let babies vote, then pets should vote too

A former aide to Nick Clegg has suggested that the voting age be lowered to birth – but why stop there?

Michael Deacon 22 Feb 2024, 6:00am
The Tories should stop moaning about Sadiq Khan and start copying him

Michael Deacon 21 Feb 2024, 7:00pm
If these ‘pro-Palestinian’ marches aren’t anti-Semitic, answer me this

Michael Deacon 20 Feb 2024, 7:00am
A 90-year-old woman sacked for not using gender pronouns? So much for ‘inclusivity’

Michael Deacon 17 Feb 2024, 7:00am