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Bolton
Joined May 2014
Born August 14

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  1. Thank you to everyone of those amazing Nurses! All our health care workers are important but Nurses are special. From bed baths to broken bones they’re always there for us with a smile and a chat.

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  2. Counting down the minutes till Sky remove this Mother Teresa holding image. Freaks me right out!

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  4. Myself and my Phoenix Nights cast mates used to sing the theme tune to Minder on tour and on the Karaoke! Gutted I never got to meet him, always wanted to be Terry McCann. Another icon from my childhood gone. RIP Dennis Waterman.

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  5. Just asked a builder if he wants a brew? He replied “I don’t drink tea or coffee.” After regaining my composure, I explained that he is in fact a “builder” and a dislike of said beverages defies all logic and reason? I expect to see this in soon.

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  6. Go on Jamo! 😄 taking no prisoners on tonight’s joining us are and team Capitans & kick off 8pm on

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  7. Apple, peanut butter and oats on cinnamon toast. He’s changed.

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  9. Morning! Not sure they got the English version right? How do you like your cabbage?

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  10. Got a bad feeling for tonight. Hope I’m wrong and the good news is, I often am. Would love an all final!

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  11. The wrong un who attacked Dave Chappelle on stage is, for me, a direct result of Will Smith assaulting Chris Rock at the Oscars. Only thing I’m surprised about is it’s taken a div that long to copy it?

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  12. Well done and roll on tomorrow night! MOM Rulli.

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  13. Keep seeing Live Streams of the match on here. That’s nice after I’ve just coughed up for BT Sport. Oh and I put Henderson in my fantasy team for tonight. Lovely double kick in the stones. 😁

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  14. Backing tonight and tomorrow. Be great to see to teams in the final! I quite like the ground. It’s like football’s equivalent to the And we’ve got a footy Palindrome!

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  15. Kids fed and happy. Spot of snooker, until I’m summoned!

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  16. Finishing off Ozark tonight!

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  17. Neil Parish is peak Tory. When the Tractor bants started I nearly coughed up my spleen laughing! I don’t think even Nadine Dorries could top this? It’s Brass Eye meets The Fast Show meets Partridge! Bring on the memes!

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  18. Takes me back! Didn’t know they still made this? Old skoo.

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  19. Finally succumbed to BT Sport. My love of football won, over the extra 28 quid a month!

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  20. Got the kids bedtimes done, ordered a Chinese (Ribs in ok sauce with salt and pepper chips) and sat down to watch vs Complete devastation has now set in because I’ve just realised it’s on BT Sport! Which I don’t have!!!

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