devsnek

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    15 Apr 2020

    Did you know I have a GitHub Sponsor page? If you or your company benefits from my work (making JavaScript, Node.js, Wasm, V8, esvu, etc.), or just think it's really cool, please consider supporting me:

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  2. 5 hours ago

    tired: start a foundation with a donation model wired: start a company with millions of dollars of investment you'll never be able to pay back

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  3. Mar 24

    so happy this showed up in my timeline

    Iterator helpers proposal is best girl
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  4. Mar 23

    can someone at microsoft make this be merged pls thx

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  5. Mar 23

    somehow having a *running vm* doesn't preclude windows from automatically restarting for an update wtf

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  6. Mar 21

    apparently joyent owns ``. Maybe we could get them to let us use it 👀

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  7. Mar 13

    never leave home without your nonce

    Hahaha oh God. You ever laugh because it's easier than crying? The Starbucks app has a trivial inadvertent replay attack against the "reload" feature which puts money on a Starbucks card
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  8. Mar 13

    find me a pr with more reviewers i dare you

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  9. Mar 11

    the thrill of jumping into an irc support channel, not knowing whether the people there will be nice or extremely angry, there's nothing like it

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  10. Mar 9

    its so hard to keep up with modern memory management techniques

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  11. Mar 8

    great that there's a version of openssl with quic support but wtf why did it have to be a fork what are the openssl people even doing

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  12. Mar 8

    where are all the proprietary programming languages

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  13. Mar 7

    v8 has such a great embedder api but I can never recommend using it because they happily just ignore bug reports :(

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  14. Mar 6

    just thinking about how when modules wg was first formed someone expressed concern about arguments being won with stamina instead of good reasoning and how true that turned out to be 😢

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  15. Mar 6

    not sure if I should be happy or sad that my cobbled together http2 logic from three years ago is still better than modern node http clients

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  16. Mar 6

    surprised compilers aren't at the top of f@h leaderboards with all that constant folding

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  17. Mar 5

    well now this is just genuinely odd

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  18. Mar 5

    don't mind me just setting up an ata raid

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  19. Mar 5

    petition to make "unholy" a keyword in rust

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  20. Mar 4

    is updesk still a thing? their site is up but they have a banner about a tornado in march of 2020 and their product pages are 404s i'm so confused

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  21. Retweeted
    Mar 3

    Stop doing JavaScript: Documents were not supposed to be Turing-complete

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