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@mergesort

Fastest tweet in the west. Working hard to make a little healthier every day, no one said it would be easy. Past: Lizard person/thinkfluencer. 🐶🍕🐱

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 9

    Wow, where did they get this private shot of me?

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  2. 3 hours ago

    You know who loves DoorDash? Moms.

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  3. 3 hours ago

    You wouldn’t need an edit button if you were more like me and didn’t make misteaks.

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  4. 3 hours ago

    At first glance Gigi seemed like a catch but honestly I found her profile indecipherable.

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  5. 4 hours ago

    The pandemic, it really sucks. But a silver lining in the dark cloud, having people be able to participate from all over the world unlocks so much opportunity for new and diverse groups to contribute that I hope it’s something we continue to support in the future.

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  6. 17 hours ago

    Really hoping June brings us Catalyst versions of Messages and Shortcuts on the Mac. 🤞🏼

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  7. 19 hours ago

    It's my favorite work day again, ! This year we virtually visited and it was a blast as always.

    A Zoom video of all the attendees at today's Twitter For Good day.
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  8. May 8

    Hard to tell the difference between this and your average Marlins game.

    Baseball in Taiwan with (socially distanced) fans.
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  9. May 7

    Finally made a workaround for this bug I’ve had for 2+ years with keyboard shortcuts in VS Code thanks to using a really dumb script.

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  10. Retweeted
    May 7

    OPEN UP MORE STREETS

    BREAKING: NYC may start limiting entry to some parks to stop overcrowding, said.
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  11. May 7

    Everything bagels are trying too hard. Bagel, you don’t have to prove yourself to me by doing everything, just do one thing, do it well, and be yourself.

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  12. May 7

    I woke up this morning and my keyboard isn’t working? No matter what I do, unplugging and replugging, trying a different machine, hitting the keys doesn’t do anything. What do I do? 😐

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  13. May 6

    There is nothing more boring than Elon Musk Twitter.

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  14. May 6

    I’m not convinced that the last 5 years of Elon Musk’s life haven’t been a long con.

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  15. May 6

    In a real power move, I remapped insert to enter and delete to backspace using Better Touch Tool. This is the way.

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  16. May 6

    Definitely going to give it a fair shot, I wish this keyboard was a bit smaller and had less keys.

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  17. May 6

    I’m trying out the Microsoft Sculpt keyboard to help with some ergonomic issues I’ve been having and it’s honestly really great but a tiny bit too big. I’m having trouble getting used to where the arrow keys are, and keep hitting buttons like insert or PgUp that I don’t want. 😐

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  18. May 6

    2020 is our new marker of time. Working backwards means 2019 is 1 BC (before coronavirus).

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  19. May 5

    Complexity Has to Live Somewhere.

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  20. May 5

    Tired: Anonymous functions Wired: Functions that tell you exactly who they are.

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  21. May 5

    Can’t have bad trailing closure syntax if you don’t have any closures.

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