Matt Wallace

@MattFnWallace

Writer of TV, video games, and books. Podcaster. Former pro-wrestler. SAVAGE LEGION coming July 21, 2020 from . he/him

Los Angeles, CA
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Joined July 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Jun 26

    Y’all just sent me the first pass pages of my new book and this is what the title page will look like AND MY HEART IS EXPLODING THIS REPRESENTS SO MANY YEARS OF MY LIFE AHHHHHH

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  2. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    team dw los angeles chapter

    , , and 6 others
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  3. Retweeted
    23 hours ago

    He's right tho

    You, a hack-ass TV writer: A good pilot clearly and cleanly establishes the premise and "why" of the series. Me, working on levels of genius unseen by the industry: HANNIBAL is the best pilot because there are six dogs on screen within the first 15 minutes.
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  4. Nov 1

    It’s your lucky day, folks, because you can now read the past two years of ’s excellent newsletter FOR FREE *and* you’re going to get to subscribe to the new Substack version of that same newsletter.

    BIG NEWS FRIENDS I'm migrating my newsletter from Mailchimp to ! This is great news for me (because substack is better at, like, everything). It's also great news for YOU because...
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  5. Nov 1

    Can’t really conjure a more visually perfect movie.

    MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (2015) Cinematography by John Seale Directed by George Miller It's a real death opera:
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  6. Retweeted
    Oct 31

    I just learned that the full Oscar Wilde quote about imitation is "imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness." That last part... it matters.

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  7. Nov 1

    You, a hack-ass TV writer: A good pilot clearly and cleanly establishes the premise and "why" of the series. Me, working on levels of genius unseen by the industry: HANNIBAL is the best pilot because there are six dogs on screen within the first 15 minutes.

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  8. Nov 1

    So shines a good deed, in a weary world.

    0:10
    April 8, 2022 🕷
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  9. Retweeted
    Nov 1

    "The solution to almost any problem in a writer’s life is simply to write more." -

    newsletter out to all subscribers! read it for free here:
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  10. Nov 1

    Shoutout to every pro-wrestling writer covering WWE whose articles aren't an audition for a job with WWE.

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  11. Retweeted
    Oct 31

    Happy Halloween I'm in a nightmare hellscape called "finishing a script 3 days before principal photography" I hope you enjoy your dumb parties u will be forgotten whereas I will be immortalised in a book about kiwi film makers active between 2005 and 2020. Insert pumpkin emoji.

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  12. Nov 1

    I would say it's unconscionable of WWE to put its employees in a position to be detained by a brutal dictatorship that has literally murdered members of the media, but WWE doesn't recognize their wrestlers as employees, so that statement would only be 99% accurate.

    Some notes since nobody can say anything. WWE had a problem in Saudi Arabia. Talent was not allowed to leave on their flight and most are still there. 20 people, 12 of which were talent, have left but the rest are still there.
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  13. Nov 1

    Wait wait wait. There's a Scream 4? Like, for real? Where the hell was I?

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  14. Nov 1

    I was walking through the market holding a bunch of cherry tomatoes and as I passed this older dude he said, "Hey, I eat those while I watch the internet!" and he guffawed while clapping me repeatedly on the arm and it was like being trapped in a dad singularity.

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  15. Nov 1

    Sudden exposure to sexuality so wanton and unfiltered may cause you to recoil. Your instinct will be to stifle its power over you. Don’t. Embrace it. Absorb its potency and allow the raw sensual catharsis to elevate your consciousness and transform you into the New Horny.

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  16. Retweeted
    Nov 1

    Mouthy.

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  17. Retweeted
    Nov 1

    Support editorial independence and journalists.

    A statement about the resignations at Deadspin.
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  18. Nov 1

    Hey, I'm shouted out in the newest edition of 's newsletter! I HAVE ACHIEVED SUBSTACK FAME, THE ONLY FAME THAT MATTERS. No, seriously, read it. It's good. It's about the path to staying positive when the publishing industry guts you like a trout.

    newsletter out to all subscribers! read it for free here:
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  19. Retweeted
    Oct 31

    To all those -ing: Have a great time! My advice: do your best with the word-count, but more importantly, TAKE JOY! Crack yourself up, break your own damn heart, dive headfirst into research rabbit holes, and let those neurons pop off like a fireworks-factory disaster

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  20. Retweeted
    Oct 31

    I just learned from Reddit that the framing for Luke Skywalker’s highest point of doubt/fear in Return of the Jedi is the exact same framing in The Last Jedi when he realizes his failure with Ben Solo. TLJ keeps giving.

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  21. Oct 31

    I want a t-shirt with this on it.

    just learned my cousin only gave my book 3 stars on goodreads
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