a birthday list

10 reasons why turning 19 isn't as cool as turning 18

1. Relatives are officially done talking about how much you've 'grown up'.

2. You've been able to buy losing lottery tickets for a year.

3. You've been going on cigarette runs for your parents for a year.

5. You've been not buying porn for a year.

6. You've been an 'adult' for a year.

7.  19 is a prime number.

8. You can't take advantage of getting to check yourself out early from high school.

9. You still get carded and you will until you're old and wrinkly.

10. Still not 21 dammit.