December 7th, 2004On this day in different years

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*ring ring*
"Hello?"
"Hello, Mr. Smith?"
"No, he's not here right now, can I take a message?"
"No message - is Mrs. Smith available?"
"No, they don't actually live in this country any more - we just house-sit, so if you don't give me a message you aren't going to get hold of them."
"There's no message, I'll try again later, thank you."
"Ooookkk..."

Why do I bother? *sigh* Poor sales people, I'm sure they didn't start out this dopey...
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