Party

So this one time, in Italy, I was in Italian class, wearing my Che Guevera shirt? I guess?

And so the teacher asks me if I'm a communist.

And I say yes.

And she shakes my hand, saying that she is a communist too.

So I'm like, "Cool, there's more than one Italian communist (Minelli)"

Then, I'm out with some people Saturday night. And there's music playing in the Piazza. We go check it out, and see an ENTIRE COMMUNIST RALLY.

And I'm all like, "Where are Mussolini's youth police force? They must come and take away these deviants!"

They hung around, playing music and rapping in Italian all night.

In Conclusion: Italians are commies