Ed Edd n Eddy - Ed/Edd (#005: Itch)
Title: I Have an Itch, Edd
Rating: PG-13 to R, depending on how old-fashioned you are.
Fandom: Ed Edd n Eddy
Character: Ed/Edd
Author's Notes: Slash. Chalk up any bad grammar to Ed being…well, Ed.
Summary: A letter from Ed to Edd, regarding an “itch”. XD
Prompt: #005: Itch
Dear Edd,
DOUBLE-D!!!! When are you coming back from your college visits?! I need you.
All week I’ve had this…feeling. A very powerful and needy feeling. I was worried that it was the demon from ‘Demon Monster Blood Possessor” coming to steal my soul, so I told Eddy about it.
He says I have an itch. But I don’t feel itchy, Edd. What do you think he means by an “itch”? Like a rash or something? Why would me missing you give me a rash? Maybe I’m allergic to lonely. Are you getting a strange feeling too, Edd? Because I hope you miss me.
Don’t tell Eddy if you do though, he keeps laughing whenever I bring it up. I have a medical condition and he just makes jokes about it! And they don’t even make sense! Like the one he said about you scratching my itch when you come back. I don’t get it. Do you?
Anyway! I can’t wait for you to come home, so I can give you a biiiig huge and a kiss. You are so warm and prTHE FEELINGS BACK. Maybe I should scratch myself.
Love,
Ed
P.S.: You think ointment would work?
Rating: PG-13 to R, depending on how old-fashioned you are.
Fandom: Ed Edd n Eddy
Character: Ed/Edd
Author's Notes: Slash. Chalk up any bad grammar to Ed being…well, Ed.
Summary: A letter from Ed to Edd, regarding an “itch”. XD
Prompt: #005: Itch
Dear Edd,
DOUBLE-D!!!! When are you coming back from your college visits?! I need you.
All week I’ve had this…feeling. A very powerful and needy feeling. I was worried that it was the demon from ‘Demon Monster Blood Possessor” coming to steal my soul, so I told Eddy about it.
He says I have an itch. But I don’t feel itchy, Edd. What do you think he means by an “itch”? Like a rash or something? Why would me missing you give me a rash? Maybe I’m allergic to lonely. Are you getting a strange feeling too, Edd? Because I hope you miss me.
Don’t tell Eddy if you do though, he keeps laughing whenever I bring it up. I have a medical condition and he just makes jokes about it! And they don’t even make sense! Like the one he said about you scratching my itch when you come back. I don’t get it. Do you?
Anyway! I can’t wait for you to come home, so I can give you a biiiig huge and a kiss. You are so warm and prTHE FEELINGS BACK. Maybe I should scratch myself.
Love,
Ed
P.S.: You think ointment would work?