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Laurie Voss
Arize AI
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Laurie Voss
Arize AI
@seldo
Head of Developer Relations at @arizeai. Previously: @llamaindex, @netlify, co-founder @npmjs. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡ΉπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ he/him @seldo.com on BlueSky.
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Aug 9, 2021
    I'm not a professional data analyst, but... oh wait I *am* a professional data analyst. Nebraska is lying about how many covid cases it has.
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Sep 14, 2019
    Scooby-Doo is a positive show with three key messages for children: 1. Monsters aren't real 2. The problem is always greedy capitalists; unmask them 3. Always bring snacks Scooby-doo's 50th anniversary is this week!
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Oct 29, 2022
    Seriously though: Facebook is a wasteland, Twitter in turmoil, Instagram has collapsed trying to be TikTok, and TikTok isn't a social network. If you wanted to start a social network, this would be the best time in 10 years to try that.
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Sep 28, 2019
    Did you know that for 200 years we've known that spiders can fly but haven't really understood how they did that and we finally worked it out and the answer is "they ride the earth's magnetic fields at will"??? Nature is fucking awesome.
    Spiders Can Fly Hundreds of Miles Using Electricity
    From theatlantic.com
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Feb 2, 2019
    A guide for Europeans following American politics, translating common terms: "Extreme left wing" = center left "Left wing" = center right "Moderate" = right wing "Right wing" = extreme right "Extreme right wing" = fascists
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Dec 4, 2017
    Dear news organizations of the internet: never the fuck ever do I want to watch a video instead of read the article I clicked on. I don't care if it's related to the article or not. I am not interested in unexpected noise coming from a web page. Knock it the fuck off.
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Feb 24, 2024
    No but seriously Reddit's net loss last year was $90m, if they had paid their CEO "only" 50 million fucking dollars they would have been profitable.
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    Sebastiaan de With
    @sdw
    Feb 24, 2024
    hi folks I’m the reddit ceo just looking for a quick budget check, we’re going to ipo soon but we’re still losing money somehow servers 20 million payroll 60 million office rent 5 million my comp is 193 million someone please help me budget my company. my website is dying
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Oct 14, 2022
    The metaverse video in which they said they've added feet was faked, they have still not cracked the technology for adding legs.
    Facebook's Legs Video Was A Lie - Kotaku
    From kotaku.com
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Oct 9, 2024
    The electoral college is DEI for republicans.
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Jan 17, 2022
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    Carla Notarobot πŸ€–πŸ‘©πŸ»β€πŸ’»
    @CarlaNotarobot
    Jan 17, 2022
    The existence of Google Earth, Apple Air, and Amazon Fire implies there must be a Microsoft Water.
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Aug 9, 2021
    Replying to @seldo
    "Nobody in Nebraska has covid except the cities where democrats live" is not a plausible data pattern.
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Aug 13, 2021
    It's almost as if we have some sort of prior experience with pandemics.
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    Mia Moore
    @StopTweetingMia
    Aug 13, 2021
    queers gotta fuck
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Feb 6, 2018
    This is WILD. A single mutation 25 years ago created an all-female species of crayfish that reproduces asexually in huge numbers, and they are literally taking over the world:
    The marbled crayfish is a mutant species that clones itself, scientists report. The population is exploding in Europe, but the species appears to have originated only about 25 years ago.
    This Mutant Crayfish Clones Itself, and It’s Taking Over Europe (Published 2018)
    From nytimes.com
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    Laurie Voss
    Arize AI
    @seldo
    Dec 4, 2019
    For the record, when Lincoln said "a house divided cannot stand" he did not mean "we need to compromise with the slave owners", he meant "we are going to crush them into the dirt" and then he did.
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