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    @pipecork
    Aug 7, 2024
    meet me at the bedstuy koi pond
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    @pipecork
    Jul 7, 2023
    Replying to @fionerss
    This is so flattering I think if it happened to me I'd think about it every day for the rest of my life
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    @pipecork
    Jul 26, 2023
    Replying to @benegotherit
    I dearly sincerely hope you allowed it in play
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    @pipecork
    Aug 8, 2024
    update: late night rescue heist successful. they're headed to NYC aquatic rescue :)
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    @pipecork
    Jun 2, 2021
    Replying to @PEWilliams_
    inspiring a generation of landlords to come
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    @pipecork
    Nov 18, 2022
    Wow a lot of people are visiting grandma at the hospital– she must be doing great!
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    Nov 18, 2022
    And … we just hit another all-time high in Twitter usage lol
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    @pipecork
    May 25, 2024
    Replying to @hell_doe
    real talk one year in middle school I was a bit of an outcast on the last day of school before winter break I baked an unreal sized batch of cookies and handed em out to everyone. and can you guess who had a bunch of friends when january rolled around
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    @pipecork
    Aug 21, 2020
    a few years back someone on the Frasier forums started sculpting Frasier & Niles bongs
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    @pipecork
    Jun 2, 2021
    Replying to @pipecork and @PEWilliams_
    I mean come on
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    @pipecork
    Jun 18, 2021
    Replying to @NewSovietPoster and @SeanRMoorhead
    the rosetta stone
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    @pipecork
    Feb 15, 2023
    Replying to @generalslug
    the hyper-specific choice of contents is fascinating. Every successive row of egg white cartons is cinematic suspense
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    @pipecork
    Dec 21, 2021
    building this was cool until everyone suddenly started speaking different languages
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    Dec 20, 2021
    testing facility for thyssenkrupp elevators in Zhongshan City
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    @pipecork
    Aug 7, 2024
    Replying to @pipecork
    UPDATE: I have paired up with a person experienced in fish and we are planning a rescue heist
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    @pipecork
    May 24, 2024
    slow roasting an orb at 250° before feeding it to my terrarium of wizards
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