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Heather B. Hamilton
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Heather B. Hamilton
@dooce
NYTimes Bestselling Author and creator of ᖱooce®
Salt Lake City
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Born July 19
Joined April 2007
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    Heather B. Hamilton
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    Jul 5, 2023
    Heather Brooke Hamilton In Memoria May 27, 2023 dooce.com/memoria
    Watercolor by Heather Brooke Hamilton
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    Heather B. Hamilton
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    Aug 28, 2019
    A kid showed up with a handgun to my daughter's school today. She texted me the words "I am crouched down behind a counter and am so scared, Mom." Crouched down behind a counter. Mom. I don't know how our kids are ever supposed to overcome this trauma. What hath we wrought.
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    Heather B. Hamilton
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    Mar 14, 2020
    In case you need this now: a minute of my 16yr-old daughter playing Wedding Day at Trouldhagen by Grieg. We found out today that judging has been canceled and she’s been working on this piece and one other since August. She could use all the love in the world right now.
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    Heather B. Hamilton
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    Jan 23, 2020
    Prince Charles, honoring the memory and legacy of Diana.
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    Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦
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    Jan 23, 2020
    I don’t think I’ve ever seen a snub so blatant as Prince Charles taking half a glance at Mike Pence and being like: “Not today, Satan.”
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    Heather B. Hamilton
    @dooce
    Feb 9, 2012
    Don't get a dog to see if you wants kids. Get a giant incontinent bear who just drank a keg of beer and is dragging around a dead hobo.
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    Heather B. Hamilton
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    Jan 11, 2020
    Dame Eleanor Ritzford-Fitzsimons Puffs October 21, 2007 - January 10, 2020 So many flock of sheep await you and are so excited that you are the one in charge. I gave them a heads up that you’re pretty good at what you do. 💔💔
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    Heather B. Hamilton
    @dooce
    Jan 20, 2020
    Two separate websites with vicious threads about my recent grief sent my ad rates surging. In one day they covered the cost of my annual trip to Paris and then some. My dog is laughing so hard right now somewhere in the unknown. She only ever bit an intruder and she bit hard.
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    Heather B. Hamilton
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    Jun 8, 2018
    I didn't see my psychiatrist for over 9 months during the worst depression of my life. My mother paid for an appt. He said to me, “I'd ask you how you’re feeling, except you don’t have to tell me. It’s all over your face. It has stolen your eyes.” Thank you for saving me, Mom.
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    Heather B. Hamilton
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    Aug 20, 2018
    Not gonna lie. The baby who launched mommy blogging starts high school tomorrow and I’m going to shit a fucken brick.
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    Heather B. Hamilton
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    Nov 25, 2014
    Losing followers at a record pace, but that means this is all uncomfortable to read AND IT FUCKING SHOULD BE
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    Heather B. Hamilton
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    May 17, 2019
    Replying to @JamilahLemieux
    This is the courage in life I aspire to. “This is a sincere inquiry” should be the title of the Netflix special made about all men saying, “But MY mom...” when having no clue the shit “MY mom” had to face down WITH HER BODY having no resources.
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    Heather B. Hamilton
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    Jan 11, 2020
    My family is stricken with grief over having to put down our beloved pup. Can you respond to this with: 1. The one song you listen to when you know you need to let out all the emotion. 2. The one meal that comforts you every time you eat it. 3. A silly pic of your pup. 🐶💔
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    Heather B. Hamilton
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    Sep 24, 2018
    I just watched two famous Instagrammers order a meal, take a staged photo of themselves with it, and then throw the whole thing away. If you were wondering what the hell happened to the Internet.
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    Heather B. Hamilton
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    Feb 28, 2009
    After we explain what a bookmark is to Leta, she goes, "So it's the thing you use to pause a book. I get it."
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