bijan@bijanstephenJan 6, 2021damn turns out the fascists were the fascists all along16716730K30K189K189K
bijan@bijanstephenSep 5, 2021man it would be so sick to live in precedented times1121129.1K9.1K82K82K
bijan@bijanstephenSep 27, 2020i wake up every morning and think “lol we’re so fucked” and then i just go about my stupid day. insane48489.5K9.5K63K63K
bijan@bijanstephenMay 10, 2024got some ice cream the other day and they were selling loosie lactaid. genius73732.4K2.4K51K51K1.6M1.6M
bijan@bijanstephenOct 23, 2018i've never seen a clearer explanation of plato's caveGIF22322313K13K47K47K
bijan@bijanstephenMar 12, 2019wow, turns out that money was the real Affirmative Action all along!1101108K8K43K43K
bijan@bijanstephenJan 6, 2022insanely bleak that the guy who tells me when and where i can get a ps5 or a 3090 is now informing me about where and when i can cop a binax rapid testWario64@Wario64Jan 6, 2022BinaxNOW COVID‐19 Antigen Self Test (2 Count) available at Walmart ($14, regional availability) bit.ly/3n2uRxo #ad70705K5K40K40K
bijan@bijanstephenNov 7, 2020getting high off this tweetYou’re unable to view this Post because this account owner limits who can view their Posts. Learn more22223.2K3.2K17K17K
bijan@bijanstephenApr 29, 2022a city in kansas has managed to ban the concept of "roommates." kansascity.com/news/local/art…curtis ''buick fucker'' wilcox@birkmurkrowApr 28, 2022I'M NOT SORRY BUT HOW THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL GONNA BAN PEOPLE LIVING TOGETHER. PEOPLE. LIVING. TOGETHER. im gonna throw up1111111.6K1.6K10K10K
bijan@bijanstephenJun 3, 2024psa: all the culture you liked from decades past was made possible by cheap rent and artists' pay keeping up with what things cost27271.5K1.5K10K10K1.4M1.4M
bijan@bijanstephenNov 5, 2019pete buttigieg is the best argument against "gifted kids" and "gifted kid culture" i've ever seen45454924926.4K6.4K