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bijan
@bijanstephen
bijan.bsky.social / writer @compulsiongames, music critic @thenation, playing characters on @funcityventures
Lodoss, the cursed continent
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Joined February 2011
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    @bijanstephen
    Mar 29, 2022
    hi! here's my hosting reel!
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    @bijanstephen
    Jun 9, 2020
    ok baby names dot com go off
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    @bijanstephen
    Sep 3, 2022
    im just trying to piss. What the fuck
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    @bijanstephen
    Jan 6, 2021
    damn turns out the fascists were the fascists all along
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    @bijanstephen
    Sep 5, 2021
    man it would be so sick to live in precedented times
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    @bijanstephen
    Sep 27, 2020
    i wake up every morning and think “lol we’re so fucked” and then i just go about my stupid day. insane
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    @bijanstephen
    May 10, 2024
    got some ice cream the other day and they were selling loosie lactaid. genius
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    @bijanstephen
    Oct 23, 2018
    i've never seen a clearer explanation of plato's cave
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    @bijanstephen
    Mar 12, 2019
    wow, turns out that money was the real Affirmative Action all along!
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    @bijanstephen
    Jan 6, 2022
    insanely bleak that the guy who tells me when and where i can get a ps5 or a 3090 is now informing me about where and when i can cop a binax rapid test
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    Wario64
    @Wario64
    Jan 6, 2022
    BinaxNOW COVID‐19 Antigen Self Test (2 Count) available at Walmart ($14, regional availability) bit.ly/3n2uRxo #ad
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    @bijanstephen
    Nov 7, 2020
    getting high off this tweet
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    @bijanstephen
    Apr 29, 2022
    a city in kansas has managed to ban the concept of "roommates." kansascity.com/news/local/art…
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    curtis ''buick fucker'' wilcox
    @birkmurkrow
    Apr 28, 2022
    I'M NOT SORRY BUT HOW THE FUCK ARE Y'ALL GONNA BAN PEOPLE LIVING TOGETHER. PEOPLE. LIVING. TOGETHER. im gonna throw up
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    @bijanstephen
    Jun 3, 2024
    psa: all the culture you liked from decades past was made possible by cheap rent and artists' pay keeping up with what things cost
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    @bijanstephen
    Nov 5, 2019
    pete buttigieg is the best argument against "gifted kids" and "gifted kid culture" i've ever seen
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