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Kate Kennedy

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Kate Kennedy

@TheOGKennedy

I used to be hotter and funnier and more important. I still work with wood.

Far away, up north

Joined April 2017

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Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Dec 6, 2022
As a former sex worker who now frequently hires people, I would just like to state for the record that the most mediocre stripper you know is overqualified for every conceivable sales, marketing, and customer service position available.
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Dec 6, 2022
Replying to @TheOGKennedy
Also just an aside but whenever someone asks about my resume gap I kind of pull a spoiled rich kid card and say I was working on a novel/screenplay/comedy career I never finished. Which is like a half lie but it makes people fear you just a little, so I recommend it.
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Dec 6, 2022
Replying to @TheOGKennedy
Multiple times a week I get complimented on my ability to handle horrible people or understand taxes or promptly reply to an email or accurately read a room babe those are SKILLS.
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Dec 6, 2022
Replying to @TheOGKennedy
Also if you are a SWer thinking of leaving, LIE ON YOUR RESUME FRIEND. DO WHATEVER YOH WANT! You are absolutely more competent than like 90% of the applicants and your experience brings inherent value to the workplace.
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Apr 22, 2019
Stop asking sex workers if it’s hard for guys to date us because of our jobs. If you’re comfortable in your masculinity and confident that I care about you, this question answers itself.
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Feb 5, 2019
Anyone who thinks porn is easy never had to shave their butthole in a hurry.
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Aug 30, 2020
Replying to @bellathorne
You single handedly fucked up, quite literally, nearly half a MILLION people’s livelihoods. That’s bad, and you should feel bad about it.
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Dec 7, 2022
Replying to @TheOGKennedy
It makes my cold dead heart really really happy that this blew up! I have nothing to promote since retiring from public life, except be kind to people & also if you’re a SWer looking to make an employment change, I would be happy to read your resume! Just DM me.
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Aug 11, 2019
I hate when I’m fucking a dude and he asks who owns that pussy. Technically I think it’s an asset of my S-Corp, but I’d have to ask my accountant to be sure.
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Apr 17, 2019
I am crappy at dating and I suck at relationships. But I’ve always been really, really good at making people fall in love with me. So I became a sex worker. 🤷‍♀️
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Nov 10, 2019
Every time I hit @washingtonpost’s paywall, I think about how Jeff Bezos could fund it literally forever, making high quality journalism free and accessible, and every day he chooses not to. Democracy dies in darkness, my ass.
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Feb 17, 2019
Look I love my job and I’m grateful for it everyday, but I should not be making 3x a public school teacher’s salary for sucking dick, it’s just like objectively less important.
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
May 20, 2020
I hope all my ex boyfriends are staring wistfully into an empty glass of scotch right now, quietly thinking to themselves, “I once fucked the top 1% of OnlyFans.”
Kate Kennedy
@TheOGKennedy
Nov 27, 2019
Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a porn star to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go suck his dick and see if that helps.