It’s that time of year for teachers to be reminded about how to handle blood and EpiPens, that you can’t accept gifts totaling over $50 from one party over the course of 365 days, that you are a mandated reporter for all things, except maybe work place harassment, that’s only suggested if you’re a manager—but it’s not cool, and what the district policy is if you lost children seems to be updated and you know the exact incident that created this update.

Currently, I am being forced to sit through the conflict of interest laws knowing that the town and state employees are rife with nepotism but me accepting wipes for a classroom could be considered a gift.