High-school and Torchwood...

Okay...basically I was re-watching a Torchwood fanvid...I can't remember for the life of me who it was by...but the song was "What I Go To School For" by Busted. ANYWAY, I have a sick mind...you have to remember that! *grins* One of my guilty pleasures is 'high-school fic'...and this whole thing got me thinking.

Now - I'm frankly rubbish at writing fanfic myself (doh) so, I was wondering if anyone else out there had the idea that's bounced up as a rabid plot-bunny: and that is...ye gods...Torchwood High-School AU.

Kill me now.

Presumably it would have Jack as the teacher/headmaster, and the four (five if you include Suzie) as seventeen/eighteen year olds. Maybe Gwen could have transferred in...and somethin else just occured to me: wouldn't Bilis make a fantastic old-school teacher?

Anyway - feel free to kill me through comments! *grimaces and ducks in readiness*

I'm very sorry about this, but I want the plot-bunny gone NOW, damnit!...cross-posted to torch_wood, torchwoodslash, jackxianto and torchwoodprompt