You know, I think every single time someone asks me about myself, I will now launch into this routine:
So, I was grocery shopping with my girlfriend and we came up to the produce section. You know, vegetables on this wall *gesture to the left* and fruits on the other *gesture to the right.* We were talking, and I told her I was vegetarian - she had no idea, I mean we'd only just met and moved in together last night. So of course she asks "why." "Well, *gesture to the right* you are what you eat!" And she just stops, *facepalm* "Did you seriously just say that?" "What's the problem," I said, and she goes "Well now everyone within earshot knows we're gay!" "... You don't think two women pushing the same grocery cart is kinda obvious?" *pinch the bridge of the nose* "...I'll wait in the truck."
In other news, there are goslings! I hadn't realized they'd even laid eggs! I went backpacking over to the library finally and over by the stagnant pond was the goose family, with 11 little ones. :O :D :D!! The mom got suspicious of me for looking at them too long, heh.
And then I saw a bright fire engine red cardinal trying to hide from me in a tiny half-leaved green tree.
My day is complete.
So, I was grocery shopping with my girlfriend and we came up to the produce section. You know, vegetables on this wall *gesture to the left* and fruits on the other *gesture to the right.* We were talking, and I told her I was vegetarian - she had no idea, I mean we'd only just met and moved in together last night. So of course she asks "why." "Well, *gesture to the right* you are what you eat!" And she just stops, *facepalm* "Did you seriously just say that?" "What's the problem," I said, and she goes "Well now everyone within earshot knows we're gay!" "... You don't think two women pushing the same grocery cart is kinda obvious?" *pinch the bridge of the nose* "...I'll wait in the truck."
In other news, there are goslings! I hadn't realized they'd even laid eggs! I went backpacking over to the library finally and over by the stagnant pond was the goose family, with 11 little ones. :O :D :D!! The mom got suspicious of me for looking at them too long, heh.
And then I saw a bright fire engine red cardinal trying to hide from me in a tiny half-leaved green tree.
My day is complete.