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Call me Rat | mid 20's | It/He/She | white person in so-called-Australia | multiply disabled & chronically ill | not sane | fat multigender beardyke femmefag | polyamorous | plural | bodymod!! Intersectional, de-reactionary, always learning. Pro-kink sex worker - sex jokes, discussions, and occasional nudity will be found here. Death to gender essentialism. Total bodily autonomy for all forever.

coworker saw me with a strawberry blondie and he was like “i had one of those myself, they’re quite good” good, i made them

recipe for anyone who wants to make them because they’re a smash hit everywhere i bring them

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

i’m obsessed with shows like supernatural, teen wolf, etc. where a person gets attacked and the doctor in the ER is immediately like “it looks like they were attacked by a wolf” like it makes me FEEL INSANE

HOW many wolf attacks is the average US ER doctor seeing to make this instant assessment

as a wildlife biologist I wouldn’t assume a wolf attack unless the victim was found while being Actively attacked by wolves

It’s a different thing in the USA we actually have wild animals.

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I’m American. I got my degree in West Virginia. There have been 2 (MAYBE 3, it’s a little unclear) verifiable fatal wolf attacks in All of North America since at least as far back as 1900. I promise no doctor is assuming wolves when a patient gets rolled in. That said, this post is just a joke

So, in this case, what a doctor will assume?

Asking for a writer.

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I’m not a doctor, but from the wildlife perspective, I’d assume dogs first if the person were in-town. MAYBE a bear, depending on where you are. Grizzly country and black bear country are different. If you need a character to get attacked by a wild animal, just start by googling historic cases of animal attacks in the setting. 

ALSO, I know it’s fiction, but I hope writers start thinking more about our responsibility when we portray wildlife. Fiction has done a lot of damage to predator species for centuries, so it’d be nice to start portraying them more realistically.

I’ve only ever been attacked by an animal in the wild once. I was in a the woods of a state park.

It was a feral domestic cat, orange tabby.

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redchrominance

*person attacked by a werewolf is wheeled into the ER* “it looks like they were attacked by a… very big raccon?”

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

*vampire victim wheeled in*

doctor: how big did witnesses say the possum was

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

i’m obsessed with shows like supernatural, teen wolf, etc. where a person gets attacked and the doctor in the ER is immediately like “it looks like they were attacked by a wolf” like it makes me FEEL INSANE

HOW many wolf attacks is the average US ER doctor seeing to make this instant assessment

as a wildlife biologist I wouldn’t assume a wolf attack unless the victim was found while being Actively attacked by wolves

It’s a different thing in the USA we actually have wild animals.

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I’m American. I got my degree in West Virginia. There have been 2 (MAYBE 3, it’s a little unclear) verifiable fatal wolf attacks in All of North America since at least as far back as 1900. I promise no doctor is assuming wolves when a patient gets rolled in. That said, this post is just a joke

So, in this case, what a doctor will assume?

Asking for a writer.

Avatar
vampireapologist-archive-deacti

I’m not a doctor, but from the wildlife perspective, I’d assume dogs first if the person were in-town. MAYBE a bear, depending on where you are. Grizzly country and black bear country are different. If you need a character to get attacked by a wild animal, just start by googling historic cases of animal attacks in the setting. 

ALSO, I know it’s fiction, but I hope writers start thinking more about our responsibility when we portray wildlife. Fiction has done a lot of damage to predator species for centuries, so it’d be nice to start portraying them more realistically.

I’ve only ever been attacked by an animal in the wild once. I was in a the woods of a state park.

It was a feral domestic cat, orange tabby.

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redchrominance

*person attacked by a werewolf is wheeled into the ER* “it looks like they were attacked by a… very big raccon?”

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vampireapologist-archive-deacti

*vampire victim wheeled in*

doctor: how big did witnesses say the possum was

I love kids so much. They don't even have to know you, they'll just look at you with big eyes and go "Hi! It's my birthday. My sister gave me these squishies! There's this one and this one and this one is super special. Okay bye!"

Típico de belgas malinois

Good video showcasing exactly why these dogs are not suited to 99 percent of households.

They've gotten very popular recently and I suspect theyre also being dumped in shelters at a high rate

I can confirm they are.

Which is one of the reasons I reblogged this, I vaguely hope it might make someone somewhere reconsider their choices

I wish adhd didnt have the reputation of the oh my god you people cant do anything disorder because i feel like i am barely staying afloat at every single moment of my life dawg. Maybe i have adhd 2 but um jesus fucking christ, jesus christ,

Like i literally feel like a loser. What do you mean the disorder is Affecting me. It shouldnt be doing that, ppl online said thats cringe. Thats not allowed