Eating breakfast rn

im in est.

I am eating breakfast at 8:33 pm on a Sunday night.

what the hell is my life.

Est...? as in... east south t... t... tr... trees? is est a form of... distress? Is it... somthing obvious I don't get? is ittttt... gay?

est as in eastern standard time. As in I woke up at 8 pm in my timezone and ate breakfast at that time.

so second option huh

nah.

I mean third, SHIT

Eating breakfast rn

im in est.

I am eating breakfast at 8:33 pm on a Sunday night.

what the hell is my life.

Est...? as in... east south t... t... tr... trees? is est a form of... distress? Is it... somthing obvious I don't get? is ittttt... gay?

est as in eastern standard time. As in I woke up at 8 pm in my timezone and ate breakfast at that time.

so second option huh

Eating breakfast rn

im in est.

I am eating breakfast at 8:33 pm on a Sunday night.

what the hell is my life.

Est...? as in... east south t... t... tr... trees? is est a form of... distress? Is it... somthing obvious I don't get? is ittttt... gay?

est as in eastern standard time. As in I woke up at 8 pm in my timezone and ate breakfast at that time.

oh...

Eating breakfast rn

im in est.

I am eating breakfast at 8:33 pm on a Sunday night.

what the hell is my life.

Est...? as in... east south t... t... tr... trees? is est a form of... distress? Is it... somthing obvious I don't get? is ittttt... gay?

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@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

Reblog to get to look at a cool rock from the High Geologist

This is all part of The Tumblr Experience

the high geologist

advocating for ace people

IT IS HE THE HIGH GEOLOGIST APPEARING ON YOUR DASH YET AGAIN

i have only even seen this peice of art thru screenshots ITS HERE ITS REALLY HERE IM GONNA CRY ITS BEAUTIFUL

based on me just cutting my hand when trying to slice a bagel (true story. this happened to me like 30 min ago)

I DID THAT ONCE! Wasnt bad enough to need stitches tho. just wanted breakfast and suddenly my bagel was bloody

anyway yeah that is totally something Peter would do

how yall mfs cutting bagels Like this?

@rainofthedragons what do you have against Canada?

@raineofthedragons why do you hate canada so much

as a canadian i can confirm that canada is PEAK

as a fellow canadian it's actually pretty cool here, the only evil part is the french people and bagged milk, everything else (maple syrup, polar bears, meese) is pretty bangin'

Also Dont forget ketchup chips

Why the fuck

do we have KETCHUP as a CHIP FLAVOUR

Genuinely who decided to wake up one day and go "mmm yeah. lets sell ketchup flavoured chips"

actually some ketchup chips are honestly pretty good, it's the mayo chips you have to watch out for, Really!

Theres...

mayo chips?

Whats next, mustard chips?

Chicken chips? oh wait there is

Ice cream chips???

I'm pretty sure those are called oreos, or... are they? I think they're planning on coming out with... uhhh... sour cream and union flavored chips, I dunno how those would taste, I think the company who puts those out will make it big, sounds like it will be a good flavor even though it sounds odd. It's a unique idea nobody has ever thought of before.

Sour cream and onions are already rings

OREO is just a ripoff of Hydrox

okay Oreo may have stolen Hydrox's product, but they certainly nailed the marketing, what the fuck is an "Hydrox" Sounds like a chemical that would dissolve your stomach. An Oreo is a cracker-cookie-wafer-thingy... an oreo is an OREO! the name is simple and sweet, like the cookie, and the... uhm... uhhh... I think that's the only thing they did better.

Last time i checked i think they named it hydrox because it sounded cleaner

Like that sounds like a hydrogen based cleaning spray not a cookie

hydroxchloric acid!

Drinkable

all liquids are drinkable in my books, now that doesn't mean drinking mercury won't kill you? It's poison, or acid, or both! which will kill you.

Ill just die whilst dead to revive myself

You would be double dead though

Death is turning around

So turning around again would put me back in the same direction

Which is alive

who's to say it's not more like numbers, 1 is alive, 0 is something inbetween, -1 is dead, so if you die again you get to -2, or if you're doing math correctly -3

@rainofthedragons what do you have against Canada?

@raineofthedragons why do you hate canada so much

as a canadian i can confirm that canada is PEAK

as a fellow canadian it's actually pretty cool here, the only evil part is the french people and bagged milk, everything else (maple syrup, polar bears, meese) is pretty bangin'

as a non-canadian who REALLY wants to go to canada one day, it is the GREATEST place to ever exist

that's really sweet of you but the actual best place to ever exist is Switzerland, Canada is only second place, third place is probably the roman empire in its prime... although that one could also be considered one of the worst places to ever exist based on your perspective.

Ahhh…I shall take your word for it.

thank you *checks bio* Ms. Canadian

any time

@rainofthedragons what do you have against Canada?

@raineofthedragons why do you hate canada so much

as a canadian i can confirm that canada is PEAK

as a fellow canadian it's actually pretty cool here, the only evil part is the french people and bagged milk, everything else (maple syrup, polar bears, meese) is pretty bangin'

Also Dont forget ketchup chips

Why the fuck

do we have KETCHUP as a CHIP FLAVOUR

Genuinely who decided to wake up one day and go "mmm yeah. lets sell ketchup flavoured chips"

actually some ketchup chips are honestly pretty good, it's the mayo chips you have to watch out for, Really!

Theres...

mayo chips?

Whats next, mustard chips?

Chicken chips? oh wait there is

Ice cream chips???

I'm pretty sure those are called oreos, or... are they? I think they're planning on coming out with... uhhh... sour cream and union flavored chips, I dunno how those would taste, I think the company who puts those out will make it big, sounds like it will be a good flavor even though it sounds odd. It's a unique idea nobody has ever thought of before.

Sour cream and onions are already rings

OREO is just a ripoff of Hydrox

okay Oreo may have stolen Hydrox's product, but they certainly nailed the marketing, what the fuck is an "Hydrox" Sounds like a chemical that would dissolve your stomach. An Oreo is a cracker-cookie-wafer-thingy... an oreo is an OREO! the name is simple and sweet, like the cookie, and the... uhm... uhhh... I think that's the only thing they did better.

Last time i checked i think they named it hydrox because it sounded cleaner

Like that sounds like a hydrogen based cleaning spray not a cookie

hydroxchloric acid!

Drinkable

all liquids are drinkable in my books, now that doesn't mean drinking mercury won't kill you? It's poison, or acid, or both! which will kill you.

Ill just die whilst dead to revive myself

You would be double dead though

@rainofthedragons what do you have against Canada?

@raineofthedragons why do you hate canada so much

as a canadian i can confirm that canada is PEAK

as a fellow canadian it's actually pretty cool here, the only evil part is the french people and bagged milk, everything else (maple syrup, polar bears, meese) is pretty bangin'

Also Dont forget ketchup chips

Why the fuck

do we have KETCHUP as a CHIP FLAVOUR

Genuinely who decided to wake up one day and go "mmm yeah. lets sell ketchup flavoured chips"

actually some ketchup chips are honestly pretty good, it's the mayo chips you have to watch out for, Really!

Theres...

mayo chips?

Whats next, mustard chips?

Chicken chips? oh wait there is

Ice cream chips???

I'm pretty sure those are called oreos, or... are they? I think they're planning on coming out with... uhhh... sour cream and union flavored chips, I dunno how those would taste, I think the company who puts those out will make it big, sounds like it will be a good flavor even though it sounds odd. It's a unique idea nobody has ever thought of before.

Sour cream and onions are already rings

OREO is just a ripoff of Hydrox

okay Oreo may have stolen Hydrox's product, but they certainly nailed the marketing, what the fuck is an "Hydrox" Sounds like a chemical that would dissolve your stomach. An Oreo is a cracker-cookie-wafer-thingy... an oreo is an OREO! the name is simple and sweet, like the cookie, and the... uhm... uhhh... I think that's the only thing they did better.

Last time i checked i think they named it hydrox because it sounded cleaner

Like that sounds like a hydrogen based cleaning spray not a cookie

hydroxchloric acid!

Drinkable

all liquids are drinkable in my books, now that doesn't mean drinking mercury won't kill you? It's poison, or acid, or both! which will kill you.