God’s Favorite That One

Um, Hi

Wanna see me make a super cool intro post? 

My name’s Raimundo (he/him)

Main Interests (currently): Aibo ERS dogs, MY OCS

Interests: Psychology, Dogs, LPS Collecting, Adopt Me, Horror Genre, Theological Horror, Livestock Agriculture, Creative Writing, Poetry

Likes: Desserts, Sweets, Mexican/Latin American Folklore, Lambs, Stuffed Animals, Necklaces, Hair Accessories, Perfume/Body Spray

Dislikes: Extreme dark/edgy humor (jokes abt 9/11, The Holocaust, SA, etc)

Media I ❤️: Hannibal NBC, Saw (2004), Gravity Falls, Bluey, Amphibia, Solar Opposites

⚠️I am under 18⚠️ I am selective about who I talk to who is 19+, so if you are and approach me to be friends it is likely I might say no. This isn’t a set in stone rule but just be aware.

I love making online friends! so if you really think I’m super duper coolio don’t be a afraid to message! I don’t bite :) bc I always remember to take my rabies medication

DNI: I try to be open to meeting people with all different views, however MAGA, ICE supporters, Racists and Anti-LGBTQ propaganda spreaders can just go ahead and leave now

Random Tidbits

🧠 I like big words

👥 I have very poor facial recognition skills 

💡 Despite being both queer neurodivergent, I’m kind of a dumb dumb when it comes to terms used within lgbtq+, neurodivergent, therian and similar communities (like I only learned what ‘system’ meant regarding DID a month ago 🧍) so apologies in advance if I don’t know or get something wrong!!

🐌 I can be very slow when it comes to replying/answering messages

💬 Sometimes when I’m fatigued my speech/messages can sound scrambled, or be hard to understand. I also might say something uncomfortable or just dumb in general (again, sorry in advance!)

🫀I’m iffy about s*x jokes, ones that allude to something s*xual or raunchy are typically fine (I even make them myself sometimes) but directly joking about ‘penetrative’ stuff (I’m so sorry I didn’t know what other euphemism to use lmaooo) is usually where I get uncomfortable

WARNING: My blog will likely include elements like cursing, potentially disturbing imagery, mention of mild violence (typically in a joking manner but still), the occasional vent potentially about SUI or mental illness discussion around horror topics

Overall, this isn’t a particularly graphic or scary blog but maybe not for the ultra sensitive :}

I think that’s all I got for now! Thanks for being here. I hope you have a great rest of your day! :D

I’m sorry but I refuse to call myself “almondsexual” I did not suffer through all the 2020–2022 “so you fuck PANS??” jokes just for this

Giving well thought-out and articulate counterpoints in an argument is more effective than retorting with crude middle school-level insults? Shut up, my dick is bigger than yours

No guys I didn’t leave u on read cause I hate you, it’s cause I think ur really cool and I have to take 3 hours to figure out a response that won’t make me sound like a blundering idiot

“LGBTQ+ characters should only be portrayed in a sweet precious positive light” ❌❌❌ *poor attempt to imitate a buzzer* EHHHHH WRONG give me a pretentious nonbinary person who themsplains Deftones and Radiohead religiously, give me a trans man who’s the most unbearable trust fund douche, give me a miserable old gay man who’s yelling “get off my lawn” at children type of grouchy, give me a heavily sarcastic trans women who is gonna backhandedly pick apart your outfit, GIVE ME QUEER EVERYDAY INSUFFERABLE JERKS

Don’t you dare ask me what my favorite of anything is, now you’ve deleted my mental library of every memory of that thing ever I hope you’re happy