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‘Erm,’ Reports British Novel Protagonist
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‘Law & Order: SVU’ Writer Struggles To Think Up New, Entertaining Rapes
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All Good Baby Names Already Taken By Ninja Turtles
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Airplane Seatmate Maybe Sinbad
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Mr. Important Loudly Stomps Down Office Hall Holding Laptop
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Man Who Spent Months On Scheme Heartbroken To Hear It Called ‘Harebrained’
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Baby’s First Steps No Match For Push Notification
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Friend Mysteriously Refuses To Download Venmo
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Busty Friend Pulls Flask, Cocktail Glass, Lawn Chair Out Of Cleavage
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Moat Already Paying For Itself
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