Because Tim requested it...

Two names you go by:
1. John
2. Raylend

Two parts of your heritage:
1. Polish
2. Czech

Two things that scare you:
1. Ummm.... poisonous snakes
2. Anything bad happening to my child

Two everyday essentials:
1. Food
2. One creative thought

Two things you are wearing right now:
1. Jeans
2. Sweatshirt

Two of your favorite bands or musical artists:
1. Shitar
2. System of a Down

Two things you want in a relationship:
1. Occasional cuddling (to be followed by hot oral pleasure, of course)
2. Laughing and fun

Two truths:
1. This one goes to eleven
2. Ummm..... everything is relative

Two things you hate:
1. those who spout political views they don't understand
2. self-deception

Two physical things that appeal to you:
1. The back of a sexy woman's neck and just between her shoulder blades
2. Comfortable clothes against my skin

Two of your favorite things to do:
1. Role-play
2. Make music

Two things you want really badly:
1. A magical way to make being pregnant easier for my wife
2. To really enjoy life

Two places you want to go on vacation:
1. Northern Canada
2. Alaska

Two things you want to do before you die:
1. See my children grow up as well-balanced, good people
2. Travel as a lifestyle

Two people I would like to see take this quiz:
1. ES
2. WendyNat

Two people I haven't talked to in a while:
1. Christy F.
2. Dan E.