self esteem

Miss Muffy McRich-bitch is flashing a ring,

Some Tiffany’s bling,

A glittering, eye-catching fabulous thing.

She’s so-o-o-o special.

Damn.

If I had a ring,

A Tiffany’s thing,

A sparkling, exclusive

Ding-a-ling-ling,

I’d keep it a secret.

And smile real big when I see Miss Muffy.