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JRPG: John Redcorn P. Gooner

Howdy, I draw cartoons. 🤠

Currently very inspired by Resident Evil 1’s Chris x Wesker. I am addicted to bossy bitchy bottom Wesker worm pussy 🪱🪷

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🔞 My art is not appropriate for children. I draw cute things BUT also violent, psychosexual, and disturbing art. You should be over 18 to view my art.

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crop of Wesker telling mutated Nemesis Chris "do you understand that you won't fit?"ALT

Finished playing RE3 and RE3R. Wanted some Nemesis Chris to add to the end of my Tyrant Chris AU 🥰 cuz there's nothing more romantic than a human weapon brainwashed/engineered into obsession with one person forever...

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6 panel, 1 out of 3 page comic of Rebecca Chambers from Resident Evil giving Wesker her basketball photo.  Panel 1 - Rebecca looks at her Rising Rookie Rebecca polaroid and thinks "DANG my pits look sick in this pic."  The picture itself has notes written on it - "Dear Captain Whiskerz.  Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanna nut inside of you."  Panel 2 - Rebecca walks towards Wesker's office with a dopey smile.  She thinks "I'mma wish Captain a happy Valentines Day :)"  Panel 3 - Rebecca kicks in the door.  She says "HAPPY VAL-"  Panel 4 - Rebecca is stunned and her eyes shrivel in hopelessness as she observes Chris pushing Wesker against the wall, Wesker's legs dangled over Chris's shoulders, both of them making out.    Panel 5 - Close up on Rebecca dropping her basketball photo.  Panel 6 - Rebecca runs out of the room crying, "NO!  WHISKERZ ISN'T GAY!  HE HATES CRISP!  HE ONLY LOVES ME!"ALT
7 panel, 2 out of 3 page comic of Rebecca Chambers from Resident Evil giving Wesker her basketball photo.  Panel 1 - 7 minutes later... Chris is teary eyed as he walks out of Wesker's office door.  Wesker says GET OUT without pants on, sitting at his desk.  Chris says "okay".  Panel 2 - As Chris walks out with his pants down to his knees, Wesker spots a the Rebecca photo on the floor and squints at it.  Panel 3 - Parody of the PS1 Resident Evil inventory screen.  It asks "Will you take the photo?" [yes] [no].  In Wesker's inventory is a pistol, some ammo, a rabbit vibrating toy, and a wrapped condom.  Panel 4 - Wesker has picked up the photo.  He's pantsless with a bra and thong showing under his unbuttoned shirt.  HE thinks "It's that new kid.  What's their name... Reggie.. Rachel... Rob...".  There are sound effects of STOMP STOMP to emulate running outside.  Then a CRASH --  Panel 5 - Wesker's mouth is agape and he covers his face as glass flies into his arm.  Rebecca has busted her head through the blinds and window of Wesker's office, and excitedly yells, "I'M REBECCA!  You hired me last week".  Panel 6 - Rebecca smiles and drools at Wesker as he backs up onto his desk and nervously looks for a writing implement.  "Oh ok.  I'll remember that."  Panel 7 - Wesker writes "Rising Rookie Rebecca" on the back of the basketball photo she has given him.ALT
3 panel, 3 out of 3 page comic of Rebecca Chambers from Resident Evil giving Wesker her basketball photo.  Panel 1 - Epilogue... Another day in Deadly Shadows... We see a camera poke through the previously broken window of Wesker's office, and its flash emits light as a click is heard.  There are love hearts coming from the darkness implying something funny is happening in the room.  On the drawer behind Wesker's desk, underneath the STARS logo flag, is the framed team photo of STARS, as well as Rebecca's now-framed basketball photo.  Panel 2 - We see that Jill Valentine is the one who was taking the photo.  She licks her teeth salaciously, with a crazed look in her eye and firey energy emanating from her.  She says "Bueno... this goes in my SECRET BOX" as she holds up her camera and polaroid of the photo she just took.  Panel 3 - She puts the photo into her secret box, it has as heart shaped key-hole.  The photo is Wesker dressed in a similar basketball outfit as Rebecca, with the cropped green tank top and green bootyshorts.  He is perched on his desk in front of the STARS flag logo, holding a basketball with one leg on its knee and the other knee up to balance himself.  He smiles evilly at Chris.  Chris is opening a bottle of wine near his hip, which explodes its liquid all over the place.  His eyes are popping out cartoonishly at Wesker, and his tongue is out as he grins wildly.  The photo is titled - "property of fuJillshi.  Wily Widdle Whiskerz".ALT

Alternate backstory for Rising Rookie Rebecca.

She’s not in the STARS team photo that Wesker has in his office, cuz she’s so new! So Wesker needs another photo with her name written on it to remember who she is. And that’s why Rebecca’s taunt in RE5 is “I’M REBECCA!”. He shall remember the name. Even if he can’t remember if Rebecca is a girl or twink.

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Anonymous asked:

In all honesty I'm a chane and Joseph shipper but I have a funny hc when chane was younger he had somewhat of a crush on John redcorn. It wasn't a huge deal to him like Joseph with Luanne but it did make how he behaved with Joseph fairly strange. Both in the "I wanna bang your mom" behavior way mixed with "sooo are you're gonna look like that one day?" Implication.

John redcorn has no idea and just thought Joseph's weird friend was intimidated by him and got over it. But chane is still kinda into him present day and Joseph can absolutely notice because Chane's still unintentionally flirty about how Joseph looks in a way that always centers on John redcorn.

Originally I had a fic/partial comic about this concept but i dropped it. Just thought it was interesting to share with ya

It makes sense that Chane would have a crush on JR, I mean WHO WOULDN’T. The whole neighborhood was staring at his nalgas in his Sergio Valente jeans! It’s a funny parallel to how Joseph was 👁️ at Minh.. probably still is tbh. Now Joseph has to deal with his weird friend’s obsession with him and HIS… good family friend!

If you do end up making the fic or comic let me know! I love one-sided age gap crushes.

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Anonymous asked:

Speaking of yugioh rarepairs, have you ever tried Spaceshipping aka Shizuka x Yami Marik? It's a good potential Dark Romance to explore from their dynamics.

I have not yet! A lot of girls x Dark Marik pairings go crazy. Maybe if next time someone reqs that for the @ygorarepairs event I’ll check it out :D

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Summer 2026’s Sticker Club postcard 🌞

Here’s Normie the lake monster lasering some recent tech constructions in our state. Since I already did a prehistoric plesiosaur-like Loch Ness Monster, I wanted Normie to look more like a 1950’s radioactive creature.

Lore: Some people say that Normie is a mutated catfish from all the toxic waste companies dump in the water… Lake Norman is a man-made lake in North Carolina that Duke Energy built. Seizing this area has historically displaced many residents, whether it’s 20th century farmers or the Indigenous people of the Catawba river. And to this day humans are still expanding construction, polluting the area with noise and chemicals, and sucking up natural resources to make imaginary numbers go up. Woah.

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The lapdog audition line is an actual Albert Wesker quote in UMVC3. Freak.

Wesker would seem more like a cat person, as a Persian-petting British Bond villain in his evil voyeur lair. But dogs may be more his thing! He likes that humans manipulated their genes for obedience. Perhaps Wesker is a pedigree cat, rather than a cat person. And he wants dogs opposite in personality from him to play with.

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The lapdog audition line is an actual Albert Wesker quote in UMVC3. Freak.

Wesker would seem more like a cat person, as a Persian-petting British Bond villain in his evil voyeur lair. But dogs may be more his thing! He likes that humans manipulated their genes for obedience. Perhaps Wesker is a pedigree cat, rather than a cat person. And he wants dogs opposite in personality from him to play with.

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