001 // Text. Backdated to BEFORE maze shenanigans.
I gotta say, you kidnappers got a reeeeaaaal nice setup here. An empty A mostly empty city-- save for a couple of wankers here and there-- with loot ripe and ready to take? You're too kind, mates, too kind.
[Like, half an hour passes, as he does a bit more exploring.]
This is way better than anything that ol' bastard Magneto ever gave us! Think I'm gonna find me a mansion and claim it in the name of PYRO, Lord of the Living Flame!
Now, if only I could find some smokes. And... and a new set of goggles. And spandex... But more importantly: smokes!
[Pause, before he writes:]
Oi. Anyone got any lighter fluid?
[YES HE WRITES LIKE HE TALKS, WHAT OF IT?]
[OOC: He's going to attempt to keep his civilian life and his supervillain life separated, but I imagine his secret identity will be lost in about two seconds, since he's the ONLY AUSTRALIAN IN TOWN.]
[Like, half an hour passes, as he does a bit more exploring.]
This is way better than anything that ol' bastard Magneto ever gave us! Think I'm gonna find me a mansion and claim it in the name of PYRO, Lord of the Living Flame!
Now, if only I could find some smokes. And... and a new set of goggles. And spandex... But more importantly: smokes!
[Pause, before he writes:]
Oi. Anyone got any lighter fluid?
[YES HE WRITES LIKE HE TALKS, WHAT OF IT?]
[OOC: He's going to attempt to keep his civilian life and his supervillain life separated, but I imagine his secret identity will be lost in about two seconds, since he's the ONLY AUSTRALIAN IN TOWN.]