i don't think it means what you think it means

Yahoo has this on its home page:



If you don't really care to click, and who can blame you, let me highlight Mike Krumboltz's sage advice:

I don't recommend dining exclusively at chain restaurants, but it's a fact that free refills are as effective an aphrodisiac as oysters.

For the record, the road into my pants does not run through Applebee's.