Comcast came yesterday to hook up the cable.. Paul said that he'd be home to let the cable guy in and that it was unnecessary to have my mom apartment-sit and wait for the cable guy.

Paul fell asleep and failed to answer the door.

Comcast said that the next time they could come out would be next Tuesday from 1pm to 5pm.. a four hour window.. woo-boy.. that's service. They also said they could come today between 9am and 6pm. WTF.. this is why a TRUE free market capitalist economy is best.. not the socialistic monopoly crap.

Commie-cast.

I told Paul that it was ok and that I'd have mom apartment-sit for the cable guy today.. and so I did.. and the cable got hooked up.. so I'll be online tonight.

I told Paul not to be surprised if I murder him in his sleep.

Then I told him I was kidding.

Although he IS taking up way too much cabinet space.. and I'm being passive-agressive about it because I fear *HIS* passive-agressiveness. Bah! I miss Natalie and Jessica.. they were such good roommates. Despite the fact that they were messy as hell. They were loud and obnoxious and stayed up late and partied too much.. but that was good.. because I knew that I wasn't being too loud myself or causing too much of a ruckus.

Time will tell as to whether I actually warm up to Paul...

..I'll just have to slowly move his kitchen stuff around until I've re-taken my cabinet space without him noticing. MUHUWAHAHAHA!!!