++ There are two motorcyclists that live in my building. They always take up their own spaces. I really want to make a petition for them to share a spot. There aren't enough spots for everyone in our building so we always have to park away from it. Tonight, I walk outside to my car and they are parked NEXT to each other taking up TWO SPACES. Half of me wants to just scoot them over into one spot and put a sign on them that says SHARE BITCHES >:|

++ I went to Bojangles to get dinner (and lunch but shhh. bojangles is amazing nom nom) and the drive-through lady was talking about how she just got her truck painted black and in the sunlight it sparkles rainbow colors...
BUT WAIT! there is more! *gasp*
She said that next pay check she was going to get tinker bell decals put on the sides of her TRUCK.
I SHIT YOU NOT.
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thought I would share.