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merry christmas christa

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I'm a bit iffy on this one. The ending, as McB highlighted above, is a powerful gut punch. There is also some good fridge horror in the following line:

And the actual "mr mister® by dado" feels exactly like something he would create — from the dado body horror wackiness, to the showcasing of a typical dado double-meaning. I just can't see why Ricardo would respond to that particular ad, though. I can see him being desperate, but it doesn't even seem adjacent to what he was looking for. While this is definitely one of the more thoughtful dado stories I've read, I personally don't find that the dado and father aspects (which are each great on their own!) mesh together well.

youre saying you can make me one of those fancy dolls?
dado can make u toy yes

dado no

*Wonderbot 9000 wants to know your location*

Fuck this is dark.

As a divorced parent who has had some hard financial times, this is particularly poignant. There have been times where I would have been willing to do just about anything to give my daughter a great holiday.

+1, no reservations.

Fuck you, Uncle Nico.

I started out thinking this was going to be a gaw mister, got a pleasant surprise, and then a sudden sharp turn into Jesus Fuck territory. First time I’ve ever gone “What the -Hell-, dado?”

You could cut the final text log and not lose anything, but the description of what’s been done to mr mister is gruesome enough to compensate.

Nico, I don't remember giving you permission to play with my feelings like that. +1